Hitler finds out the candy darter has stopped the stocking program
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Hitler learns the trout stocking program will be halted because of the candy darter, a tiny minnow.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mine Fuhrer, it appears the |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Government wont be |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | stocking trout in WV again. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Candy Darter is being eaten and they must save it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Your trip into Cranberry is in jeopardy. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well this sucks, but at least we can still fish in North Fork. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mine Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | North Fork has been canceled. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Too many Candy Darters were getting eaten. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | only native brookies will remain. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Jon, Jason, Craigie, Dz, Skeletor, and Ryne stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking bullshit!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who gives a flying fuck about these Candy Darters?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They are a FUCKING minnow for fucks sake! A minnow!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've never even seen one of those little bastards! EVER!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What will our women think of us with no trout??? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bring me every cocksucking candy darter you can find! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I will destroy them all! Next thing they |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | will tell us that they won't stock anymore Brown Trout!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The brown trout eat more Candy Darters thank any other fish! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your mouth Doug, you act like you're always the expert! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mine Fuhrer, I have the best cooking equipment ever!! Right Jon? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your equipment sucks! That's a nice Coleman stove you pump up! Piece of shit! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All of this over a minnow?!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They are only this big! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We will catch them and fish with them as bait! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We sure as hell can't cook them on your shitty stove! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If we can't trout fish, we will have to stay home with our wives! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They're probably the ones who are behind this candy darter shit! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now we'll have to "communicate" more! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All I want to do is catch a fish bigger than a fucking native brook trout! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're so small, like Doug's dick! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We will have to catch 100 to feed Jason himself!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He will eat us if we don't keep him fed! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Can you imagine the snoring.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | if he isn't fed?!? Maybe he can eat all the candy darters!!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Of course they'd be raw because of that shitty stove of Doug's! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I just have to sit here beside Skeletor |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and get upset over a minnow! A beautiful, colorful minnow! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They already made almost everything catch and release |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | And now Angie will have to spend more time with Doug, and him pounding that bass fiddle |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is unreal |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't believe this is all because of a minnow |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So many questions... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Why is Skeletor here with us? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why does Doug have the shitty stove? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | How will we keep Jason from getting hangry? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Next thing you know they'll only stock golden trout once a year. |