Hitler finds out the candy darter has stopped the stocking program

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Hitler learns the trout stocking program will be halted because of the candy darter, a tiny minnow.

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00:00 - 00:03Mine Fuhrer, it appears the
00:04 - 00:05Government wont be
00:05 - 00:07stocking trout in WV again.
00:08 - 00:12The Candy Darter is being eaten and they must save it
00:12 - 00:15Your trip into Cranberry is in jeopardy.
00:17 - 00:19Well this sucks, but at least we can still fish in North Fork.
00:19 - 00:21...
00:24 - 00:26Mine Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28North Fork has been canceled.
00:31 - 00:33Too many Candy Darters were getting eaten.
00:34 - 00:36only native brookies will remain.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out. Jon, Jason, Craigie, Dz, Skeletor, and Ryne stay.
01:13 - 01:15This is fucking bullshit!!!
01:15 - 01:17Who gives a flying fuck about these Candy Darters?!?!
01:18 - 01:23They are a FUCKING minnow for fucks sake! A minnow!!!
01:25 - 01:28I've never even seen one of those little bastards! EVER!!!
01:29 - 01:31What will our women think of us with no trout???
01:31 - 01:34Bring me every cocksucking candy darter you can find!
01:34 - 01:37I will destroy them all! Next thing they
01:37 - 01:40will tell us that they won't stock anymore Brown Trout!!!
01:40 - 01:42The brown trout eat more Candy Darters thank any other fish!
01:42 - 01:46Shut your mouth Doug, you act like you're always the expert!
01:46 - 01:48Mine Fuhrer, I have the best cooking equipment ever!! Right Jon?
01:48 - 01:52Your equipment sucks! That's a nice Coleman stove you pump up! Piece of shit!
01:53 - 01:54All of this over a minnow?!?
01:56 - 01:57They are only this big!
01:57 - 02:00We will catch them and fish with them as bait!
02:00 - 02:03We sure as hell can't cook them on your shitty stove!
02:04 - 02:08If we can't trout fish, we will have to stay home with our wives!
02:08 - 02:13They're probably the ones who are behind this candy darter shit!
02:14 - 02:16Now we'll have to "communicate" more!
02:17 - 02:21All I want to do is catch a fish bigger than a fucking native brook trout!
02:27 - 02:29They're so small, like Doug's dick!
02:30 - 02:34We will have to catch 100 to feed Jason himself!!!
02:34 - 02:36He will eat us if we don't keep him fed!
02:41 - 02:42Can you imagine the snoring....
02:43 - 02:47if he isn't fed?!? Maybe he can eat all the candy darters!!!!
02:48 - 02:53Of course they'd be raw because of that shitty stove of Doug's!
02:54 - 02:56I just have to sit here beside Skeletor
02:56 - 02:59and get upset over a minnow! A beautiful, colorful minnow!
03:00 - 03:02They already made almost everything catch and release
03:04 - 03:07And now Angie will have to spend more time with Doug, and him pounding that bass fiddle
03:14 - 03:16This is unreal
03:19 - 03:23I can't believe this is all because of a minnow
03:25 - 03:26So many questions...
03:31 - 03:33Why is Skeletor here with us?
03:40 - 03:46Why does Doug have the shitty stove?
03:46 - 03:49How will we keep Jason from getting hangry?
03:53 - 03:56Next thing you know they'll only stock golden trout once a year.