00:00 - 00:03 | Everything is going to plan with the WYAAT Project |
00:04 - 00:05 | So we've allowed the project team |
00:05 - 00:07 | a short holiday to celebrate |
00:08 - 00:12 | Charlotte, Pete, Lauren, Jonathan |
00:12 - 00:15 | and also Tracey Rowett....they've all gone to Berlin |
00:17 - 00:19 | That's good.... |
00:19 - 00:21 | All sensible....they'll behave themselves... |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | It's just.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | It's just....Gilly Horne has gone with them |
00:34 - 00:36 | ....to celebrate her 40 years service |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has seen Gilly tipsy on a night out......leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is unacceptable! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Have you ever seen Gilly in full flow?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | The other five don't stand a chance.... |
01:25 - 01:28 | That young scientist is still scarred.... |
01:29 - 01:31 | ....from the last night out |
01:31 - 01:34 | It ended with Gilly standing on the table.... |
01:34 - 01:37 | doing a variety of inappropriate jokes.... |
01:37 - 01:40 | .....in a range of regional accents... |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, she is rather good at Northern Irish... |
01:42 - 01:46 | ...that was meant to be Brummie, you fool! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, the Germans won't understand anyway? |
01:48 - 01:52 | They will when she starts drawing pictures again! |
01:53 - 01:54 | You don't understand! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Jane Andrews, Deborah Armstrong... |
01:57 - 02:00 | Helen Black, Vanessa Rooke.... |
02:00 - 02:03 | ...they've all failed to keep her in check!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | She starts out, taking it easy... |
02:08 - 02:13 | "I'll just stay for a couple" she always says.... |
02:14 - 02:16 | and then Jane Wheeler gets involved..... |
02:17 - 02:21 | I've only seen a more messy night out with Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | No wonder Ian Goss retired early... |
02:30 - 02:34 | I used to see him beating his chest... |
02:34 - 02:36 | and hanging upside down like a bat |
02:41 - 02:42 | Whose idea was it..... |
02:43 - 02:47 | .....to have a bloody 40 year celebration anyway?? |
02:48 - 02:53 | We could have played a quiet game of darts or charades |
02:54 - 02:56 | or even a game of cluedo |
02:56 - 02:59 | But no.....they go off for flipping Octoberfest |
03:00 - 03:02 | We'll have to tie her to that sensible scientist |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll untie her for trips to the loo |
03:14 - 03:16 | Gentlemen, we need a scapegoat |
03:19 - 03:23 | Take a leaf out of Liz Truss's book |
03:25 - 03:26 | Any suggestions, Andy L? |
03:31 - 03:33 | If not, you're the new Kwarteng, Doc |
03:40 - 03:46 | I can't stop thinking about her in lederhosen |
03:46 - 03:49 | and that little hat with a feather in |
03:53 - 03:56 | Happy 40 years Gilly |