| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gonzler: What is this? Why are our numbers falling? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our comment counts are abysmal! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 500% lower than our debut. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Bass: Maybe people are busy. We can tag more people and our numbers will increase |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I'll tag the kids on the anime site I also mod at |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I had to turn on premod because of the Jigga man |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Where is Pissy? He can spam stock photos and say 'oh yeah baby lol' one word at a time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Gonzler.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He was run off the site |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mitch: I could bring back my efed and homosexual 'storyline' with Frankie.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ..it's just a storyline of course. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Bass go turn premod off. Make a thread about boobs, toys, animals, I don't care |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the FUCK is wrong with you people?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't be here 24/7 while running a theater empire |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and bringing over 7 chicks during Dynamite to get laid! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | burger is already running 2 alts |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I have to beg you people to post here! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Half of you virgins would rather simp for that retarded potato Yelissa on LU! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The only people who watch the bachelor are cat ladies and faggots! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I might as well bring back those full blown retards, at least they are active! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Abobo: But Gonzler they hate us and EE is always winning |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MUNSON you low T faggot get on all of your alts and start posting and get the count up! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, premod is on still and I lost the password to Jack Hackett! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEN SPAM PUG PICS LIKE YOU DO WHILE SIMPING FOR THAT POTATO! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I CAN'T BE HERE EVERY MORNING AT 3AM.. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH RUM AND I HAVE TO SWEEP UP POPCORN IN THE THEATER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOU WORTHLESS TURDS DON'T RESPECT ALL MY HARD WORK HERE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | EVEN MATTY'S TWITTER GETS MORE POSTS THAN WE DO IN THE GARDEN! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE CAN'T EVEN GET JAE GIRL TO POST HERE ANYMORE AND I THOUGHT SHE LIKED THE D PIC I SENT! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WE CAN'T LET THOSE FULL BLOWN RETARDS BEAT US! I CAN'T TAKE THEIR INSULTS ANYMORE! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ..AND I DON'T HAVE TINY HANDS, DAMMIT!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THEY ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL SIZED! DID THEY NOT SEE MY MIDDLE FINGER ON BOOB PIC!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK. EVEN YOU ICEBABY, WHOEVER YOU ARE |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I GAVE UP BANGING 7 CHICKS AT 4AM TO BE HERE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS MESS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I STARTED THIS PLACE WITH A VISION! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ....and now we're just RTW 2.0 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN RID OF THE BRITS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AT LEAST THEY WERE ACTIVE AND OUR COMMENT COUNT WASN'T IN THE SHITTER! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I can't even get the Indian peasant to spam here |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even LU has Creature spamming Exorcist gifs. What the hell do you do, Grando!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Your gimmick of calling people jabronis SUCKS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay he sent me a D pic too, it was tiny. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should close this site down. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My life's work... reduced to nothing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Even the anime kids won't come here anymore |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Chris Hansen is definitely monitoring this site now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What will my future employers think looking at my resume.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and they see a site with a comment count lower than Abobo's T levels |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | EE has won. |
