Becker leaves Liberty for Skulduggery
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Paul Fry discovers he has recruited the wrong Becker as his new underwriter
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | A quick update on our London market recruitment |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have managed to get Becker to join us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He has resigned his present position |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We hope he will be released early |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And will join us at 1st January |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So he will return from Dubai |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | After Xmas ready to start |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Paul … |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is … |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its Alex Becker who is joining us not Dan |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dan Becker is not available to us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right … Marsh, Willis, Aon and Lockton all leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why didn’t you tell me before? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you we wanted the short one! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I’d even prefer Dom any day of the week |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Any fucker can write marine insurance |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Using pronouns she, her, lady etc |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You only need the year built and tonnage |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Cruise ships are floating hotels for fucks sake |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They never go anywhere risky |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Paul … that is a bit unkind |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We try and pretend it’s really technical |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But it is. We use the Institute Time Clauses. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They’ve been around for 100 fucking years |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | An idiot can do this job! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I’d rather have their old man do the job. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He’d be half the price and twice as good. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | As long as it’s not Gerald Becker |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Hull insurance is for dummys |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Which is why no one makes any money you dickheads |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No one understands IV or TLO and trimmings |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Which sounds like a Sunday roast dinner |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I might just as well do it myself |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If we can’t get the right Becker, why bother? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Alex always has the wrong studs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Those tossers in Lloyds |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Have all the best underwriters |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And we are a bunch of herdy gerdys |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Everyone wants to work for a Scandinavian insurer |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We always wanted Dan right from the outset |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | For this job |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Alex has a bigger dick than Dan |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We might as well ask Jonny Becker |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He has a really fit wife and knows fuck all |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who will ask him? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or even a broker? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For £250k per year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I expect the best |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We might as well pull out of marine hull |