| 00:01 - 00:03 | This is an announcement |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | All who look upon my works—despair! |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | The thing is... |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | Shorter one, but not by too much |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | This is a very long one. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Split it up though. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Yes, |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | Hehe |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | Therefore, we must pull together! |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | For the glory of the nation |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Also more things |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | Blah blah, my god this announcement |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | Also another thingy |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Finally, the thing so much |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | Juniper leaves, smell me up |
