| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here is the newest update of the invasion |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are attacking |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here, and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Everyone is under siege and one city has rebelled |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but the Butcher is there, so good luck to them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Lord Jeremiah is defending this line |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and he is the most trustworthy man in Area 11 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Princess Euphemia |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lord Jeremiah |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jeremiah was stepped on by a Beta |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You are now the Viceroy of Area 11 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Kamiorochi, Vilette, Unpaid Intern, Guilford, stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My siblings are inept |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They are the absolute worst |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Clovis is designing underwear in space |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Schneizel got captured within 10 minutes of arrival |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Cornelia told me this was going to be a vacation |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then she left me with all this work |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She is probably relaxing in a comfortable prison |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't even have the time to ogle the Lightning Counts ass |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Princess, Your hired mercenaries have arrived to help |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | These mercenaries can't maintain public order |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There is nothing Cheese-kun can't do |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Cheese-kun is not help |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Cheese-kun is an official enemy of the state |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There is also a giant bug |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How is a giant bug supposed to maintain public order |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Terrify them into not running away |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There is also the talking mummy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How are we supposed to identify them as an idol |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | When they are 75% bandages |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We got Sinclair, the photographer. She would be of huge help |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But no one can find her |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We only found someone called St.Clair, and I take that as a win |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but how is that supposed to make people relax |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | One of them has a giant mechanical spider |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It spits out even more mechanical spiders |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We have received so many complaints. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Some people have decided to take their chance with the Beta |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With the new army of Beta arriving, they won't survive long |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Our help is 50% Human, 50% Other |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. It's a low-risk mission |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I only wanted to have my high school arc |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | With plenty of capture targets to select from |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Instead I got Juda |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That's worse than nothing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do I even get paid? I haven't signed a contract |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or is Father paying me in experience |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a drink |
