hitler reacts to gcse history paper 2 2026
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6/4/2026Hitler reacts to gcse history paper 2 2026. did he cook or did he get cooked?
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, GCSE History paper 2 is here! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You successfully predicted House of Godwin and the Berlin Blockade as 12 and 8 markers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have already aced Warfare, and the Saxon paper will be trivial |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There are easy 2 markers on Harrying and the Forest |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we will bank 12 marks on question 2 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | that question 2 was easy as fuck lmao |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | talked about the godwins earldoms, defeat of aelfgar, gruffud and marriages for 20 minutes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner said you wasted 35 minutes on the castles 16 marker |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And you had 6 minutes to type the narrative account on Cuba. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone who does Geography or Elizabeth, please diffuse from an area of high to low concentration. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Also, everyone who fully answered Cold War question 2, kill yourself. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE HELL DID I FUCK THAT UP |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE EASIEST NARRATIVE ACCOUNT EVER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BUT EDEXHELL HAD ME REVISING THAT RETARD ROGER BIGOD AND THE REKYJAVIK SUMMIT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ALL I COULD WRITE WAS ONE LONG PARAGRAPH |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's okay Roger Bigod, you were relevant to Saxon Question 4. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND WHAT THE HELL WERE MY ACCESS ARRANGEMENTS? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY GAVE ME A LAPTOP FOR EACH PAPER! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND I WASTED A FULL MINUTE WITH THE STUPIDLY CONVOLUTED TABLE SETUP I HAD! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mein Fuhrer, the Berlin and Reagan questions were easy as shit! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | REAGAN CAN WAIT UNTIL HEAVEN TRICKLES DOWN TO HIM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But remember that work expands as to fill the time available for its completion! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Tell me, what work was I supposed to do in 6 minutes? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And AQA Geography got to draw TOMATOES for marks! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Call me my goat Joseph Broz Tito |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Because I'm sending someone to kill you, Omar Abbosh |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I will torture him until I get special consideration |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | :( |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I probably burnt down that second 4 marker like a 10-storey building in an oil fire |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | if you break your legs it's hard to cook orangutan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If the boundaries don't increase I'll still get a 9 |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But the Nazi paper will need to be all about me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The nazi state will NEVER fall |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Also that Saxon paper was easy but everyone hated it 32/32 inbound |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am basking in the morning glory of my own ego |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But there's no way I'll get more than 6/8 on Cuba |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's all so fucking over, I fell off at the end and wrote 2 sentences about the 1962 Missile Crisis |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This is supposed to be my easiest essay subject and that was the worst answer I've ever written |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's still okay, Roger Bigod. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Creeps in this petty pace from day to day |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | To the last syllable of recorded time |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Life is but a walking shadow |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | A poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Signifying nothing. |