Hitler learns he signed the Grail Diary and gave it back to Indy
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Previously unseen footage of Hitler being debriefed on the political parade in Berlin when the meeting takes a very sour turn
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The parade was largely a success. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The formation moved up the street |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and stood in front of you here for review |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You then made your exit from the stage as security escorted you, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You signed a few autographs and got in your car and returned home. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Now that we have the diary |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will throw an even bigger parade. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Diary... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Diary has been lost. You autographed it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and placed it into Indy's hands. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who told me Jones was under control stay behind. The rest of you are dismissed. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That little motherfucker!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That unbelievable absolute motherfucker!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "It's just Indy" you said. "We'll have the Grail by Monday and he'll be dead" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Lord, this asshole has already cost me so much. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't even get me started on the Ark! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't believe I trusted that mission to the SS! |
| 01:35 - 01:37 | And where did that get me? Did you not see that guy's face melting?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If we don't get that Diary back we are completely fucked! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, but we still have the Map so... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you shitting me?? How are we supposed to get through the traps? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Elsa Schneider will figure that out |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Elsa??? That little slut can go to Hell. Did you even know she fucked Indy? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND his father! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If you trust her to get us through the traps |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOU can be the first volunteer for the first trap! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I'm going to laugh my ass off when your head goes flying! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There is more in the Diary than just the map! Even Indy knew this! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How can you people be so fucking stupid? Indy has already won! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You know what, here's an idea: |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You idiots ought to go fuck a pack of camels. Like Sallah! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | "Compensation for his brother in law's car" my ass |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yeah, I know. I KNOW what he's really doing with those animals |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You people are so gullible. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Indiana... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What the fuck kind of name even is Indiana? I wouldn't name a dog Indiana! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Ark. The Diary. The Grail. I swear that guy is gonna be the death of me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm going to need a time machine at this point. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Any of you camel fuckers know where I can find a time machine? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why bother? Indy would probably just fuck that up too! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | It's OK Gerda, Elsa fucked my man too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Hey, do we still have all those trinkets? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The ones "donated from the finest families in all of Germany?" |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Let's use those. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That Prince will take them. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Try to get some guns and tanks. But I swear to God if you assholes give away my Rolls Royce |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will have your fucking heads and eat your chilled brains |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now get the fuck out of here |