| 00:00 - 00:03 | And here we will see that the |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ballroom will have |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | twenty thousand square feet |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | which is where your 2029 Governors ball |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | will have plenty of space for all fifty Republican Governors |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It really is the most |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | beautiful ballroom America has ever seen |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Roberts |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Roberts and 2 of your SCOTUS nominees have |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | joined a 6-3 decision triking down your tariffs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Lil' Marco, Kegsbreath and Meatball Ron stay. Everyone else leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the actual FUCK?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | These tariffs are the only thing I can do! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's the easiest "I WIN" button and it works every goddamn time. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You idiots are seriously the best people I can get?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | *sobs* I can't believe this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I set a tariff, they set one back |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and I double it. Then they offer me a bribe, sorry, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | a "contribution," and then I lower the tariffs |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer the tariffs have only caused-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | caused my net worth to double in just over a year |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, the polls say you are underwater |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The polls won't mean anything if I can federalize the |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | fucking elections! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I need to find a way to |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | try to get my justices |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to support me in what I'm trying to accomplish. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They owe me bigly, and I want them to do me a favor here. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've run interference on their vices and "indiscretions" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | to get them into the biggest job of their lives. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even if they don't think its consitutional they should try stalling. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It feels like everyone in the world is against me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the best president, the one to |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Make America Great Again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Project 2025 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | was the easiest gameplan to execute. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You idiots had an entire script to follow. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Stephen would deport all the illegals |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Powell would juice the economy, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and America would be our perfect fascist ethnostate. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, you and Corey can still fly on the jet. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I really need a friend right now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Jeffrey, I think he'd know what to do |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We'd... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...jet off to his island... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...we'd have all those underage girls... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and well, you know, when you're a star |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...they let you do it. |
