RedBengal packs up his PS5

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RedBengal packs up his PS5 much earlier than necessary after buying a new home.

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00:00 - 00:03RedBengal has decided to move to Loveland.
00:04 - 00:05This is 15 miles north
00:05 - 00:07of the Brass Ass.
00:08 - 00:12His wife was not receptive to raising a family there.
00:12 - 00:15We believe her consumption of BravoTV has impaired her judgment.
00:17 - 00:19That's OK. Atleast we have Warzone.
00:19 - 00:21We can worry about that when he moves back
00:24 - 00:26.
00:27 - 00:28His PS5
00:31 - 00:33His PS5 is already packed in a box.
00:34 - 00:36We have photographic evidence.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except Cows, KD513, Mocky, Mangusta..leave.
01:13 - 01:15We had just gotten momentum.
01:15 - 01:17KD513 had expressed interest
01:18 - 01:23For the first time in months.
01:25 - 01:28First JeffreyCows decides to buy a "fixer-upper"
01:29 - 01:31Sanding.. Painting..
01:31 - 01:34He was supposed to host the conference a YEAR ago!
01:34 - 01:37I could have knocked the house down, cleared the land,
01:37 - 01:40and built new one by now.
01:40 - 01:42He bought in a great neighborhood.
01:42 - 01:46His neighbor is an agent of the CCP!
01:46 - 01:48Yes, but he maintains an impeccable lawn.
01:48 - 01:52His rarn is rearry roverry but he's stealing state secrets!
01:53 - 01:54It's not just Cows.
01:56 - 01:57Don't get me started with you Mocky.
01:57 - 02:00How is he having a child? Didn't he just graduate?
02:00 - 02:03Just haaaad to catch up to his younger brother.
02:04 - 02:08How are we expected to get a dub without our pack mule?
02:08 - 02:13I don't care if his K/D ratio is trash - when we needed ammo and plates
02:14 - 02:16he was always there for us.
02:17 - 02:21When Jeff was halfway across the map.. he was always right there.
02:27 - 02:29Don't even get me started on Mangusta.
02:30 - 02:34The man can find funds to buy his "girlfriend" a beard trimmer
02:34 - 02:36but can't find funds for a PS5.
02:41 - 02:42PS4...
02:43 - 02:47That hardware was released on November 29th of 2013.
02:48 - 02:53Donald Trump was still hosting the Celebrity Apprentice.
02:54 - 02:56And for some reason KD513
02:56 - 02:59can't figure out how to place his gaming rig in a suitcase
03:00 - 03:02before boarding a plane to Buffallo
03:04 - 03:07It's OK Irr make you some rocorri and rice.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe we're getting to old for this.
03:19 - 03:23My wife said we should be happy it happened, instead of sad that it's over.
03:25 - 03:26Bullshit.
03:31 - 03:33I want to eat ayss.
03:40 - 03:46I want to be so addicted to the dopamine hit of getting my loadout
03:46 - 03:49that I drop knowing it's crawing with
03:53 - 03:56enemies and death is certain.