Mr. Platner freaks out
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5/31/2026Mr. Platner freaks out over ongoing campaign issues of his own making
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The election is fast approaching |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the GOP is advancing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | attacks from all angles |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | they are relentless |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the pollling isn't good |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | the polling momentum |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is not in our favor? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Platner |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They found.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They found your Kik account |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say it's a p3do platform |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Clear the room, M.A.P.s stay put |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WTF bro |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I TOLD YOU TO DELETE IT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm trying to win an election |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | my Reddit posts are all over |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | they know I'm a |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Nazi Rape Apologist |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and I'm a man-whore |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | why am I even a candidate? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Platner, we can fix this. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I just want to bang whores |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Tim Miller wants to see you naked |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There's no time for gay shit! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | but OK |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's PRIDE month after all |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so set that up, but be discreet |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they can't find out I'm as gay as Talarico |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the DNC can't handle anymore queer |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we're so gay, it's weird |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we need to act normal |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | we have to get the focus back to antisemitism |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe they |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | made me cover the my tattoo |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we should have just left it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but, the Far Right |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | is digging through Reddit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and telling everyone I'm |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | a Communist |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Sex Pest |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and that I jerked off in porta-potty |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He made me watch too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Also, Kyle Kulinski said I |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | could have a crack at his mom |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | set it up. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | use Kik to message them |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we should probably have my wife record videos for every scenario |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | in advance, just in case |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get Tim Miller on the phone. |