Hitler finds out his Taco Lawsuit Failed
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Hitler discusses the status of his NYC vacation lawsuits with his attorneys.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...presenting a full litigation review. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Most pressing is the status |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of the Times Square salsa lawsuit. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | When this suit was filed against the Times Square taco shop, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we felt that you were in a perfect position to succeed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And has defendant offered the full $100,000... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | everything we've demanded? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...the judge ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... the judge has dismissed our suit. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | dismissed it with prejudice. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only my attorneys from Kaiter, Yoder, Krips will stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You told me this was an easy win! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To get dismissed with prejudice is unacceptable. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We can't even refile and force a settlement. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The only reason I ate the salsa was to sue them! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How was I to know that the taco shop |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | would use viciously spicy peppers. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My gut was completely wrecked for the week. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My vacation was a complete loss. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, you knew your stomach was easily upset... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That doesn't matter - I want to get paid! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, there could still be Federal Court. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's the stupidest idea I've heard - nonsense. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's OVER!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I precisely mapped the American trip |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | litigation strategy, and this was key. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now, our attorney fees will have to come |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | out of our other suits. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I was planning on pocketing everything |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | from the other suits and letting |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | this stupid one cover fees. You failed! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We might as well talk about the others... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the other two are where the real money is. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Walmart and NYC are the big fish. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Millions.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't wait to cash in on Walmart's piles of money. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We have a foolproof plan because of the wifi access. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We can argue discrimination |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | because free wifi requires a US phone number |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | there's no way we can lose |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know Walmart was dismissed. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And then, there's the police suit. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You told me that everyone sues there. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Call 911... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and the City will pay out. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And where is the settlement money you promised? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Qualified immunity? WTF? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone should have known. |