| 00:00 - 00:03 | I’m sorry Joey, but |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Gobot is missing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The last place it was seen |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Was on the table, here… |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Next to the couch. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just keep looking |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It must be here somewhere. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Joey, there’s something else |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We’ve looked everywhere |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cory was sitting right next to it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Before it went missing. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Charlie, Drew, Kirk, stay here. The rest of you, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You never leave Cory unnatended |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And sitting next to something |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That you don’t want to go missing! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That motherfucker |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He’s a Kleptomaniac! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You have no idea what I’ve been through today |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Kirk showed up at 6am |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Woke me up and I’ve been babysitting him all day |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Joey, maybe it’s still here, we will keep looking |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You said it was next to Cory? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It could be in the couch cushions |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It’s long gone, you idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There’s no other explanation! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I’ve known that motherfucker for 40 years |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I know how he works |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He tried to park on my grass today |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I wouldn’t let him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This is his revenge! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And because there’s no proof |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He will just deny it! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It’s probably in the lake |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or on eBay already |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can’t believe you left it right next to him |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unnatended |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And he probably touched my prize turkey! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can’t deal with this shit! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Last month I passed a kidney stone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The size of a golf ball |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do you know what it’s like for a golf ball to come out of your penis!?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It probably wasn’t so bad, I think they zapped it with a laser or something |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I do is work my regular job |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And work on this cottage nonstop |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I play with my Gobot when I want to relax |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And now it’s probably gone forever |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Because you idiots left it sitting by Cory |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Who has stolen more shit than Robin Hood |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck you guys, I’m going to bed |
