ACC Commissioner Jim Phillips Reacts to ACC Breakup
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Phillips breaks down w/Rumor of Clemson and FSU Leaving and bemoans his future
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | National Media Sources have now gone online |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Clemson and FSU are leaving |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Colluding to leave the ACC Fatherland |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Each day there are new rumors of the SEC and BIG |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Poaching our only real football programs |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Our GOR is in place of course |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So All is in Order, Yes? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Phillips |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Swofford |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Swofford is missing and presumed imprisioned |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | For grooming young boys |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave me now, except Tarheels, Dukies, Deacons and Virginia |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Tobacco Road is now dead |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Now dead and gone |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are now a smoldering ruin of a failed basketball conference |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | With no hope in sight |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Shhhh it's ok |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Dabo lovefest was always just tolerable |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now that choirboy will be even more successful |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He and that extra chromosomed Norvell will be my end |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The GOR and exit fees will stop them |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They have every satanic attorney money can buy helping |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Phillips they cannot win |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They don't have to win for us to lose |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I look the raving a-hole |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The cockblocker of the CFP |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The one who won't let them leave a sinking ship |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Dragging 15 teams to the bottom of the ocean |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Destroying the sport Americans love more than their wives |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm now the circus clown everyone hates more than that Smug Punk Reece Davis |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hated more than Dave Dooknob |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everything is f*cked rotten, my chance at greatness ruined |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's over now, why fight it? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am now the King Cuckold of College Football |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Forced to watch in humiliation |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | While they ruin me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Notre Dame uses me during COVID. Why didn't I force them to join? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now Clemson and FSU pull a train and post it to Pornhub for all to see |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I am the Power 5 laughing stock |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | My ACC Network looks like a middle school AV club production |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's flagship show hosted by a Dabo homer |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I promise Taylor T is not a long-haired man |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Adding Stanford and Cal maybe |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe can fix this titanic disaster |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Possibly add |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | UConn and University Phoenix Online |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They were the original distanced learning college and have low tuition |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They have a strong Pickleball program |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is all Dabo's fault |