ACC Commissioner Jim Phillips Reacts to ACC Breakup

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Phillips breaks down w/Rumor of Clemson and FSU Leaving and bemoans his future

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00:00 - 00:03National Media Sources have now gone online
00:04 - 00:05Clemson and FSU are leaving
00:05 - 00:07Colluding to leave the ACC Fatherland
00:08 - 00:12Each day there are new rumors of the SEC and BIG
00:12 - 00:15Poaching our only real football programs
00:17 - 00:19Our GOR is in place of course
00:19 - 00:21So All is in Order, Yes?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Phillips
00:27 - 00:28Swofford
00:31 - 00:33Swofford is missing and presumed imprisioned
00:34 - 00:36For grooming young boys
00:53 - 00:58Leave me now, except Tarheels, Dukies, Deacons and Virginia
01:13 - 01:15Tobacco Road is now dead
01:15 - 01:17Now dead and gone
01:18 - 01:23We are now a smoldering ruin of a failed basketball conference
01:25 - 01:28With no hope in sight
01:29 - 01:31Shhhh it's ok
01:31 - 01:34The Dabo lovefest was always just tolerable
01:34 - 01:37Now that choirboy will be even more successful
01:37 - 01:40He and that extra chromosomed Norvell will be my end
01:40 - 01:42The GOR and exit fees will stop them
01:42 - 01:46They have every satanic attorney money can buy helping
01:46 - 01:48Mein Phillips they cannot win
01:48 - 01:52They don't have to win for us to lose
01:53 - 01:54I look the raving a-hole
01:56 - 01:57The cockblocker of the CFP
01:57 - 02:00The one who won't let them leave a sinking ship
02:00 - 02:03Dragging 15 teams to the bottom of the ocean
02:04 - 02:08Destroying the sport Americans love more than their wives
02:08 - 02:13I'm now the circus clown everyone hates more than that Smug Punk Reece Davis
02:14 - 02:16Hated more than Dave Dooknob
02:17 - 02:21Everything is f*cked rotten, my chance at greatness ruined
02:27 - 02:29It's over now, why fight it?
02:30 - 02:34I am now the King Cuckold of College Football
02:34 - 02:36Forced to watch in humiliation
02:41 - 02:42While they ruin me
02:43 - 02:47Notre Dame uses me during COVID. Why didn't I force them to join?
02:48 - 02:53Now Clemson and FSU pull a train and post it to Pornhub for all to see
02:54 - 02:56I am the Power 5 laughing stock
02:56 - 02:59My ACC Network looks like a middle school AV club production
03:00 - 03:02It's flagship show hosted by a Dabo homer
03:04 - 03:07I promise Taylor T is not a long-haired man
03:14 - 03:16Adding Stanford and Cal maybe
03:19 - 03:23Maybe can fix this titanic disaster
03:25 - 03:26Possibly add
03:31 - 03:33UConn and University Phoenix Online
03:40 - 03:46They were the original distanced learning college and have low tuition
03:46 - 03:49They have a strong Pickleball program
03:53 - 03:56This is all Dabo's fault