| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alabama has given Georgia it's first loss of the season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Michigan, Washington, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Texas have won their conference championships |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And Florida State has defeated Louisville 16-6, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and won the ACC title. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Please, just let me know |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | who FSU will meet in the CFP semifinals. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Florida State.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Florida State was jumped by Alabama and Texas, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ranked fifth and left out of the playoffs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone associated with the Big Ten or SEC, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FSU won all the games on their schedule! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Defeated a ranked team with a backup quarterback! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And fell behind teams with a loss?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What else are they supposed to do?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The committee has been lying to us! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They don't care about 'deserving' or 'best' |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Just getting the best TV ratings! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And bowing down to ESPN and the SEC! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the starting QB is injured and out for the season— |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And they won the last two games anyway! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, they could barely move the ball. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Is defense not a major part of football anymore?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FSU held a top 15 team to six points!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They won the championship |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of the ACC. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's a Power 5 league! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This committee makes up the rules every year! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What about those league commissioners and their "Alliance"!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We could've already had a 12-team playoff!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If they hadn't stabbed each other in the backs and poached teams for realignment! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even the Pac-12 is getting a team in. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And that league doesn't even exist anymore. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They even turned down a TV deal with Apple. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Alabama needed a miracle to beat Auburn, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just last week! A team that got killed by New Mexico State! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The committee is afraid to leave out the SEC! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | God's gift to college football conferences |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But the ACC went 6-4 against them this year! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Florida State even beat Florida and LSU!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the same standards aren't applied to the SEC |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We thought the 4-team playoff would solve everything |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But it's still just a goddamn beauty contest. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | FSU never had a chance. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | College football is a complete joke |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The CFP committee chair's name is Boo for fuck's sake |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And he leaves out a fellow ACC team. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss the BCS. |
