Hitler hears FSU was left out of the CFP

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Hitler rants about the 2023 College Football playoff rankings, which leave Florida State out of the top four despite an undefeated season.

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00:00 - 00:03Alabama has given Georgia it's first loss of the season
00:04 - 00:05Michigan, Washington,
00:05 - 00:07And Texas have won their conference championships
00:08 - 00:12And Florida State has defeated Louisville 16-6,
00:12 - 00:15and won the ACC title.
00:17 - 00:19Please, just let me know
00:19 - 00:21who FSU will meet in the CFP semifinals.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer,
00:27 - 00:28Florida State....
00:31 - 00:33Florida State was jumped by Alabama and Texas,
00:34 - 00:36Ranked fifth and left out of the playoffs.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone associated with the Big Ten or SEC, please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15FSU won all the games on their schedule!
01:15 - 01:17Defeated a ranked team with a backup quarterback!
01:18 - 01:23And fell behind teams with a loss?!
01:25 - 01:28What else are they supposed to do??
01:29 - 01:31The committee has been lying to us!
01:31 - 01:34They don't care about 'deserving' or 'best'
01:34 - 01:37Just getting the best TV ratings!
01:37 - 01:40And bowing down to ESPN and the SEC!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, the starting QB is injured and out for the season—
01:42 - 01:46And they won the last two games anyway!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, they could barely move the ball.
01:48 - 01:52Is defense not a major part of football anymore??
01:53 - 01:54FSU held a top 15 team to six points!!
01:56 - 01:57They won the championship
01:57 - 02:00of the ACC.
02:00 - 02:03It's a Power 5 league!
02:04 - 02:08This committee makes up the rules every year!
02:08 - 02:13What about those league commissioners and their "Alliance"!!
02:14 - 02:16We could've already had a 12-team playoff!!
02:17 - 02:21If they hadn't stabbed each other in the backs and poached teams for realignment!
02:27 - 02:29Even the Pac-12 is getting a team in.
02:30 - 02:34And that league doesn't even exist anymore.
02:34 - 02:36They even turned down a TV deal with Apple.
02:41 - 02:42Alabama needed a miracle to beat Auburn,
02:43 - 02:47Just last week! A team that got killed by New Mexico State!
02:48 - 02:53The committee is afraid to leave out the SEC!
02:54 - 02:56God's gift to college football conferences
02:56 - 02:59But the ACC went 6-4 against them this year!
03:00 - 03:02Florida State even beat Florida and LSU!!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, the same standards aren't applied to the SEC
03:14 - 03:16We thought the 4-team playoff would solve everything
03:19 - 03:23But it's still just a goddamn beauty contest.
03:25 - 03:26FSU never had a chance.
03:31 - 03:33College football is a complete joke
03:40 - 03:46The CFP committee chair's name is Boo for fuck's sake
03:46 - 03:49And he leaves out a fellow ACC team.
03:53 - 03:56I miss the BCS.