The nightmare of Scottish gold

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They sold a dream but delivered a nightmare. Now comes the final solution.

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00:00 - 00:03Boss, the stope grades aren't commercial
00:04 - 00:05So we need to tunnel here
00:05 - 00:07…and maybe here
00:08 - 00:12It's about 3 miles - and we've done some good panning there
00:12 - 00:15The gold should be much higher grade
00:17 - 00:19More tunnels? Who owns
00:19 - 00:21this land around the mine?
00:24 - 00:26Boss…
00:27 - 00:28Charles
00:31 - 00:33King Charles III of England
00:34 - 00:36We steal the king's gold
00:53 - 00:58The mafia stay behind. Sean, Graham, Phil and the rest of you get out
01:13 - 01:15Are you fucking mad?
01:15 - 01:17Why haven't you found our own gold?
01:18 - 01:23You've been blowing up this mountain for two fucking years
01:25 - 01:28and spent £20 million… for what?
01:29 - 01:31There's no money left
01:31 - 01:34…no-one will give us any now
01:34 - 01:37We're bust and it's down to your incompetence
01:37 - 01:40The shares are almost worthless
01:40 - 01:42Boss, we shouldn't have said we were skint
01:42 - 01:46We had to come clean to get more cash
01:46 - 01:48Even the fanboys were shocked that £3m had disappeared
01:48 - 01:52You kept saying we were fully funded
01:53 - 01:54You said Phase 1 would finance Phase 2
01:56 - 01:57You said we would all be rich by now but we're all skint
01:57 - 02:002000 ounces a month you said
02:00 - 02:03But we barely see 100 ounces of garbage
02:04 - 02:08Not enough to pay your wages or the fuel bill
02:08 - 02:13and nowhere near enough to pay for another 3 miles of tunnels
02:14 - 02:16I'm surrounded by fucking idiots
02:17 - 02:21The only way out is to start a fire in the explosives room and claim on insurance
02:27 - 02:29One of you will need to be in there to make it believable
02:30 - 02:34The tunnels will cave in, the adit will collapse
02:34 - 02:36and we'll be sacrificing a few workers
02:41 - 02:42But at least we'll get something back
02:43 - 02:47I can't see any other way out of this awful shitstorm
02:48 - 02:53The horror show must end now or we'll get nothing
02:54 - 02:56Which of you will volunteer?
02:56 - 02:59Which of you carries most of the blame for all the missed targets?
03:00 - 03:02Or must I send all five of you in there with lit cigarettes?
03:04 - 03:07Stop greeting, hen - it won't be you
03:14 - 03:16Scottish gold was a pipe dream
03:19 - 03:23Too expensive to produce…Shylock spotted that right away
03:25 - 03:26It was just a publicity stunt
03:31 - 03:33A trick to pump the share price
03:40 - 03:46But it always came crashing down and long term shareholders will lose everything
03:46 - 03:49You idiots will end up with nothing
03:53 - 03:56Go and start the fire