The nightmare of Scottish gold
19 views6/13/2023
They sold a dream but delivered a nightmare. Now comes the final solution.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Boss, the stope grades aren't commercial |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So we need to tunnel here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | …and maybe here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's about 3 miles - and we've done some good panning there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The gold should be much higher grade |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | More tunnels? Who owns |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | this land around the mine? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Charles |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | King Charles III of England |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We steal the king's gold |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The mafia stay behind. Sean, Graham, Phil and the rest of you get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking mad? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why haven't you found our own gold? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You've been blowing up this mountain for two fucking years |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and spent £20 million… for what? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There's no money left |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | …no-one will give us any now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We're bust and it's down to your incompetence |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The shares are almost worthless |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, we shouldn't have said we were skint |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We had to come clean to get more cash |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Even the fanboys were shocked that £3m had disappeared |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You kept saying we were fully funded |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You said Phase 1 would finance Phase 2 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You said we would all be rich by now but we're all skint |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 2000 ounces a month you said |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But we barely see 100 ounces of garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Not enough to pay your wages or the fuel bill |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and nowhere near enough to pay for another 3 miles of tunnels |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm surrounded by fucking idiots |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The only way out is to start a fire in the explosives room and claim on insurance |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | One of you will need to be in there to make it believable |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The tunnels will cave in, the adit will collapse |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and we'll be sacrificing a few workers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But at least we'll get something back |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't see any other way out of this awful shitstorm |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The horror show must end now or we'll get nothing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Which of you will volunteer? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Which of you carries most of the blame for all the missed targets? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or must I send all five of you in there with lit cigarettes? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stop greeting, hen - it won't be you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Scottish gold was a pipe dream |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Too expensive to produce…Shylock spotted that right away |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It was just a publicity stunt |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A trick to pump the share price |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But it always came crashing down and long term shareholders will lose everything |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You idiots will end up with nothing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go and start the fire |