Guy Bets 700k Inheritance From Grandma On Intel Stock
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The story of a man buying 700k of Intel stock using his Grandmother's inheritance. The next day the stock crashed 30 percent!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The shorts have been attacking NVDA and TSLA. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Nancy has bought more. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Your Grandma's deposits are here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Perhaps a Robinhood gold account. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It pays a 5.5 percent dividend. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's okay, I already bought Intel. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Huge gains will come. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sad Nefar! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Intel |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Intel has crashed 30 percent. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Mom is going to kill us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | There's Elios pizza upstairs, freezer, left side, top shelf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | To the moon! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It was supposed to go to the moon! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My math teacher lied to me! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Unintelligible. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What am I going to do now? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Get a job at Subway Sandwiches? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fuck that! I just watched The Big Short! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I thought I was going to be Ryan Gosling! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My favorite movie is The Notebook! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'm going to be a fry cook! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I will buy calls for you! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Too late, I'm going to Wendy's |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Chocolate Frosty! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hi, can I take your order? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Have you tried our spicy nuggets? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Whoa, they are tasty! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't go back to that crap! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My father is never going to believe this! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How did I blow my inheritance? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Meanwhile you degenerates are buying Doge coins and Crypto! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can I be poor again? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Look at me, I'm Warren Buffet Jr. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Seize the day, eat at DQ |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Is this real? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For the love of god, how could I do this to Grandmother! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She took me to baseball practice with the boys. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "Sweetheart be a good boy." |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But we were all doing 6 mg Zyns in the dugout! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now I've lost 200k for the lore! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's broke, you can leave now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I can hold. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I wanted to visit Thailand after I graduated. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Lady-boys. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now, I drink alone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This in the same week Xbox 360 shut down its servers? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We are cooked, as they say. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Where is the Elios? |