College Swim Association learns that NJ Swim is coming to Chicago & Drury never returned his jacket
College swim hall of fame learns that Bishop is bringing alot of people to Chicago for the dinner & Drury never returned his warmup jacket
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | College swim hall of fame |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | Has their induction award event this weekend |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Chicago ...but actually in Rosemont ..by the airport |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | NJ Swim alum are coming |
| 00:12 - 00:17 | Arriving Sunday. 30 of them. Including Malecki... "Out of the cage" as he says |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's a Bishop event... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...he'll have them on a short leash |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sirs |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bishop... |
| 00:29 - 00:33 | Bishop handed off control ... to Stypul & Mitchell |
| 00:33 - 00:39 | These are grown men. Plus Drury. Mid-life crisis types. |
| 00:50 - 00:59 | I want everyone who's ever Jacked it to Michelle, to leave the room |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | This is why we should limit attendance |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I knew tickets should be $500 |
| 01:18 - 01:24 | Instead this Jersey riff raff is gonna show up like it's God damn Rookie Night |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | And now what? ...30 fucking dudes are coming to dinner?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hungover from Blue & Gold shots |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and their visit to Cubs stadium |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Tony Lisa. May he rest in peace... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...Uncle T would've never brought his Boo Rowan slop here |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bishop didn't invite them. They invited themselves |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Tell them "No" for Christ's sake |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They're doing Mallort shots |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's a disgusting liquor, everyone knows that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is Chi-town |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | The Windy city... not Dixmont |
| 01:57 - 02:01 | ..and not 60 Green Ln, with their |
| 02:01 - 02:04 | hookup Tree, Code Reds, freak outs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | .. bulkhead wrestling |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...and BJ's from ZTA chics mixed with OTP Handies |
| 02:13 - 02:17 | But damn they feel so good... Especially with "Wild Boys" playing on repeat |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And this Drury, bringing that 90s warmupjacket |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew he didn't return it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You're supposed to return that gear... |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | ...back to the school at the end of swim season. |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Shitting in parkas. "Pride & passion" |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | Code reds are gonna happen, I just know it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...and maybe... I'm not asking but maybe |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | a Kevin Oliver Over the pants hand job would be nice? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It doesn't count if it's over the pants. |
| 03:00 - 03:04 | ..which reminds me... Bittmann. and his kryptonite. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'll still have the Hookup Tree. And the Shaft nude swims |
| 03:12 - 03:18 | This is the downfall of the event; just give Swens a pizza box to shit in |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Although Schup's beard does look nice... |
| 03:25 - 03:29 | It's earthy. And gray... with wisdom |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | Candy's out of jail ...make her a surprise guest |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I worry they treat every bar like it's Al's Airport Inn |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | But no Arlo; No T-Bone. No Farrell. No Cartlidges |
| 03:51 - 03:56 | Is it even a real NJ Swim showing? ...we'll see. |