| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, ops in Portland/Chicago continue |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | over 100 nights |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Full military load out |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Face covers, camo, tear gas |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Oregon National Guard ready to deploy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Response? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Resistance? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They used... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | memes and joy; naked biking |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | inflatable costumes too sir |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave. Except my generals. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MEMES AND BIKERS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | COSTUMES AND DANCING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO REBEL |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Guard will incite them. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What do you mean blocked? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | the judge said what?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't actually use the insurrection act |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Federal tactical units against this? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We're intimidating them sir. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Helicopters versus Cookie Monster? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They keep bringing positivity sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It was supposed to be a war zone |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not a god damned joke |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you know... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...what this is like? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We deployed tactical units... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ...against inflatable DINOSAURS. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 137 NIGHTS! And MORE COSTUMES! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They call it Operation Inflation |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Chicago copied them. Winnie the Pooh! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We called Chicago a hellscape. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Pritzker wore body armor. JOKED! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hot dogs with ketchup! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | anti-Antifa roundtable |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | while they danced outside. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tear gas to a dance party. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We LOST. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Not through bullying. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We lost to JOY. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry you can still be a trad wife. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They figured it out. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Make us look absurd doing it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We fell for it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | History will remember this. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Riot gear versus Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | How will we survive this mockery? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe more LARPers will do it. |
