| 00:00 - 00:05 | I woke up this morning seeing Seduced calling |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Guys, quickly, tp to ROK lvl 5 ruins |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | That will be a quick & easy job. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We dropped them quickly to 60% hp until 1 RoK guy TPed and you know what? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He fucked us all |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Can you imagine? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Can you imagine? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | One 12M whale fucked the whole guild |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Can you imagine? |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The moment he joined, ruins HP was fixed |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | We were running one rally after another with best queues |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and barely took this guy's HP to 98% |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Valdora started buying more packs |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | but he realised it's all for nothing |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | As we all had full hospitals already |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and healing takes a full week long |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Can you imagine? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | In 2 minutes we lost more soldiers |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | than for previous 2 weeks combined |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and all of that because of 1 asian degenerate |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | who spent his family wealth |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | on a mobile game |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but seriously, we landed into troubles |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | RoK wanted revenge, Salty started to negotiate |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But seeing where it's going he said |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Sorry heading to work, Seducting take it over |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | he asked everyone to tp back |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and put a condom on his base |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | while Seducting sends tatas pics to that guy |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Can you imagine? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | But it turned out |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | But it turned out |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | It turned out this guy is gay |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and no tatas can save us from a full scale war |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | he said they will burn guys down |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | and the guild fort |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | and the guild fort too, correct |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Nobody predicted it might go this direction |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | easy win they said |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | they're all sleeping they said |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | wait but aren't they from Korea |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, but guys screwed calculations up |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and turned out it was midday for them |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and it was Europe who was sleeping |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | where is half of our guild |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | At least they had a surprise |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | once they woke up |
