Niamhzi Party
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a day in the life at 43. Niamh the 18 year old middle child, returns to the family home from 3 months with no uni or job. she has her own flat but expects her room to be untouched or unused while she is away and made up at a moments notice.
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| 00:00 - 00:04 | Niamh, Can you tell us about your travels? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Did you visit here? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I understand this is where the 'KitKat' is |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | *flashbacks occur* |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But i too hear it is full of cultural wonders |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | never mind my travels, I came home to no food |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I saw no red carpet |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Niamh |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Please... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We all have busy lives |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I also have not had the time to prepare your quarters |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Not again.. Nana, Grandad and Theo, all leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have fucking told you |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | When I grace you with my presence |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I expect you to drop everything. You are lucky to be able to give me lifts at my request |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Mum, you pick me up 5 minutes late?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With no fucking Starbucks? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | As for you Nathan, My room is mine! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No matter where I am in the world |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It should remain pristine, you mutt! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Niamh, I work full time. I don't always have time. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care, I should be able to eat my dinner off the floor. That's if Mum ever bought food. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Niamh, you're back for one night. Can you not sleep in the sm- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Small room? Are you joking? You Idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All of you... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Think just because I have moved out |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Think you can do as you please? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How fucking stupid, I am the fuhrer! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the workshop, Is john preparing for me to start the third Reich? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What food am I to make with Sardines and Kidney beans?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No Barilla pesto again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They had a better shitting canteen in Birkenau. You cunts |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why have you not learned to yield? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Listen to me, and life will be easier for you all |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | What is so hard to grasp?! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | [trying not to fake salute to Mum] |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | {incoherent nonsense about Glasgow] |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I want, is you all to lay at my feet. With no questions asked, is that so hard? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I expected better |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I haven't just had 12 weeks off, most of which in the sun, to be treated like this! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | While you three live like pigs! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | {Murphy crying for food} |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | As for tonights' dinner... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You can band together and make me something large. Which I will not share |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Mum... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Where is your jewelry box? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You think you can hide it from me? I am your daughter and I am entitled to it. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Earrings, rings, Bracelets. You name it, I want it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And forget the pink pillow |