Hitler finds out pizza isnt coming to poker club
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John forgets to bring pizza to the club which brings the president the club's motives
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Poker club this sem is failing immensly |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've tried inviting everyone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to the meetings on campus every Weds 7pm |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've already tried everything through GroupeMe and Discord |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but participation is at an all time low and declining |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The club participation won't be a problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | John is bringing pizza for the club |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein GSO leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | John |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | John backed out at the last moment |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The pizza will not be coming |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you didnt bring cash to play, please exit the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was a direct order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The pizza was supposed to be here |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've been paying $8 per cheese pizza using the student discount |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and no idiot says he wants to pick it up |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The club budget has gone to sh** |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll be there in 45 min he says |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then takes 2 hours to arrive with pizza freezing cold |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when I could have pushed back pickup time |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We still have other snacks to give out |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | the sun chips disappear immediately and provides nothing |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | that's why we have the spicy death nuts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Without pizza, the club is nothing but a piece of garbage |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Im tired of this bulls** |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you know how much it takes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for me to carry the cards and chips |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | while trying to bike back and forth |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Some days I do this in the rain |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | just so that less than 2 students show up with the stupid a**es |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should just go and shoot myself |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and join the other poker club where we watch kinky videos with Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have tried everything I can for this club |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I even told you to please take this seriously |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | for the improvement of the club |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have utterly failed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The linktree and the feedback surveys I put out does nothing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The only people I can truly rely on are these essay bot girls |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | who spam text the groupchat |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but at least they have a working brain to partipate |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Unlike any of you missing traitors |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I still enjoy the spicy death nuts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I could have stuck with other clubs |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and maybe used the time to finish my PHD earlier |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The club has fallen |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think Im going to abandon free pot money from frat undergrads |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You are gravely mistaken |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please pick up the pizza next time |