| 00:00 - 00:03 | Reports are coming in from the SS High Command. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Ulrichs are on vacation in Bavaria. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They started in Munich. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Spent some time in Fussen, swimming and hiking. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our agents say they were the sweatiest people in the castles. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine. Let them eat sausage, drink beer. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just keep them away from my place. They are not a threat at this time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Ulrichs... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Ulrichs went to the Eagle's Nest. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | One of them spent quite a bit of time in the bathroom. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has not had at least three schnitzels this week, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The younger one is going to EAT ALL OF MY STRUDEL! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The mother is going to exhaust our Strategic Riesling Reserves! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | She'll go through the best vintages. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The driest, most crisp bottles I have! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | CAN YOU IDIOTS NOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HAVE YOU SEEN HOW THE BROTHER EATS? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We are already rationing food! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, it's warm this time of year. He's probably eating light. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE'S GOING TO DRINK US DRY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, as I said -- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DUNKELS! LAGERS! PILSNERS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE WILL HAVE NOTHING LEFT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you understand the gravity of this situation? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | These people eat dessert with every meal! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Apple fritters! Strudels! PANNA COTTA! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IN GERMANY! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They are ravenous, like stray dogs... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WILL HAVE NO FOOD LEFT! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | OF COURSE YOU IDIOTS LET THIS HAPPEN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The Americans bombed Cologne, Dresden. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But these animals are their most dangerous weapon yet. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How could none of you have stopped them? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The younger one probably burned through my Haribo stash. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And the brother will leave no beer left for our people! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you not see the walls closing in on us? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We have fewer sausages then tanks at this point. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How are we going to eat? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HOW DID THE GUARDS LET THEM IN? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. Hitler is known to be a very forgiving man. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We might as well throw in the towel. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Wave the white flag. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Let them finish the spatzle. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We're done anyways. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Finished. If we don't starve, they'll hang us. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll see you all in hell. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And we'll all be hungry. |
