Bmw CES showcar
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BMW showcar is quite the hype, it's time to uncover the metacar !
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | BMW is releasing a new showcar. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Apparently they did a clinic her |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the results are incredible. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They threw everything at it, a huge team effort |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they hired 450 designers from here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It was about time. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Maybe a new z8, I can already see the dash to axle. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually Herr Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's a metaverse cyberinstagram thing. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's called "phygital future". |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the people who paid a deposit on a neon green XM, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT ARE THEY THINKING ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE HELL IS PHYGICAL ? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They promised the ultimate driving machine ! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And the pinnacle of automotive design |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now this plastic toy ? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am eating pasta since three years for a bavarian rocket |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All I wanted was an autobahn machine with a V10 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you are telling me, It checks my facebook when I start it ? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It has a color changing body ! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | For gods sake, the Imax screen of the 7 series was too small ? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It talks to you and learns your wishes ! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My car needs to learn when to disconnect the ESP, that's IT ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Nothing more ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The best packages in the world |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A marketing team bigger than the Lufthansa |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And this is their vision of motoring perfection ? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They think customers will paint the car in Facebook blue |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | When actually all of them will display FC Koln and MacDonalds colors ? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I will have to talk to it, make TikTok videos |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I prefer to discuss human rights with Stalin ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least they could have asked a good designer to do it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A big snob bavarian, with modelling skills as big as a 8 Series |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And not a Fortnite player |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Phygital... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The only physical thing I need is my foot on the throttle, and my hands in opposite lock ! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And don't get me started on Hasselhof |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Actually I would put his face on the car |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And Schwarzy too ! One on each door ! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How good that will look when I go to Karstadt like this ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, a used 3 series is still legal |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess all is lost right... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even VW is more emotional now... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That's it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | BMW is gone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least I thought the sketches would be kickass |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like always |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Check the Corrado on Mobile.de... |