Herne Bay Posse
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HBP leader reacts to a change in route due to performance issues
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Due to a number of piss poor rides, we have had to reduce the HBP circuit |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Take out Cox's Bay, Westmere and Grey Lynn... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...here, here, and here. We still do Remuera Road, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Glendowie and St Heliers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Getting back to Honey Sundays in time for coffee ahead of the runners |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well as long as we still do Mt Riddell then that should be fine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and we still go hard down Mt Ngapipi and Tamaki |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dear leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | JC... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | JC said he isn't doing Mt Riddell anymore |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has to get home to get bread for Cath |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Driscy, Tornado, Cheets, Mike and Grant stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You are a bunch of fucktards |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's not enough that I have to put up with |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | your Fulton Hogan outfits and having to wait |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | for these fucking remedial riders |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | who should be leaving 15 minutes earlier |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and now you don't even want to do the full loop! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The posse is falling apart. Half these |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | fuckers don't turn up let alone pay into the coffee kitty |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's a very early start for the posse |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Tornado doesn't get up at 5am not to do Mt Riddell |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Peaky's corner also has headwinds this time of year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I've had it. It's not enough |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | that I have this fucking |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | buzzing in my ears from that fucking machine |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | day after day after day |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | getting the shits five times a day |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I now have to deal with you dumb fucks |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Buschy and Keelo have done a Lord Lucan...haven't seen them for years |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and with Al it's like riding |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | with Fabio with that beautiful head of hair |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We've become a girl guide brigade |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | where all we seem to do is |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | sell fucking samosas and protein bars |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | to each other over and over |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And now there's this splinter group |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | pumping each other at the gym |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ponsing around with their |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | tight pants and muscle shirts |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and that donkey-fucker JC strutting around like he's Joe Weider |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Cath, I'm sure JC can still get an erection |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I miss my Kona |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It was a beautiful machine |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I get back on the Harley |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I still don't know how to fix a puncture |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That's why I need you more than ever Grant |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But right now there is only one thing to do |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm joining Le Fogg |