Hitler finds out the ELO classic lineup broke up a long time ago

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Hitler is furious he can no longer see the ELO 'classic lineup' - often referred to as 'The Magnificent Seven' - in concert...

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00:00 - 00:03Because you're a huge ELO fan
00:04 - 00:05we got you
00:05 - 00:07a backstage pass
00:08 - 00:12to meet the band after the show
00:12 - 00:15They are playing right here in Berlin.
00:17 - 00:19The Magnificent Seven
00:19 - 00:21will sign my ELO records
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer the
00:27 - 00:28Magnificent 7
00:31 - 00:33haven't played
00:34 - 00:36for nearly 50 years
00:53 - 00:58Non-ELO fans leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15Why didn't one of you bastards tell me?
01:15 - 01:17Who knew this and withheld this information?
01:18 - 01:23If you had told me 47 years ago
01:25 - 01:28I wouldn't be so pissed off.
01:29 - 01:31But no, you tell me now.
01:31 - 01:34It's just like all the other legendary lineups
01:34 - 01:37You buy the posters and the badges
01:37 - 01:40then they f**king break up!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, there are strings in the new band
01:42 - 01:46I demand Seventies out of tune strings complete with meandering solos
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, the new live shows are perfection
01:48 - 01:52I don't give a f**k about new technology.
01:53 - 01:54Nothing can replace the old sound.
01:56 - 01:57Concerto for a Rainy Day is a work of pure genius.
01:57 - 02:00When I saw the Wild West Hero video
02:00 - 02:03the Magnificent Seven were all wearing cowboy outfits.
02:04 - 02:08It was a f**king work of art!
02:08 - 02:13The cellos made 10538 Overture an absolute masterpeice
02:14 - 02:16The Magnificent Seven were gods.
02:17 - 02:21Rock music as we know it would be nothing
02:27 - 02:29without the ELO classic sound.
02:30 - 02:34These are not my opinions
02:34 - 02:36They are the facts
02:41 - 02:42Queen are sh*t compared to them
02:43 - 02:47Bohemian Raphsody is a nursery rhyme compared to Mr Blue Sky
02:48 - 02:53Even The Battle of Marston Moor is genius
02:54 - 02:56The Eighties were a disgrace
02:56 - 02:59The record company removed Hello My Old Friend from Secret Messages
03:00 - 03:02Who's f**king idea was that?
03:04 - 03:07Now, now. We did get Stranger on the album
03:14 - 03:16Why was Julie Don't Live Here left off Time?
03:19 - 03:23That should have been
03:25 - 03:26yet another double album
03:31 - 03:33And what gives with
03:40 - 03:46the Balance of Power
03:46 - 03:49cover artwork?
03:53 - 03:56The record company has so much to answer for