| 00:00 - 00:03 | Because you're a huge ELO fan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we got you |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a backstage pass |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to meet the band after the show |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are playing right here in Berlin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Magnificent Seven |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will sign my ELO records |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer the |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Magnificent 7 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | haven't played |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | for nearly 50 years |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Non-ELO fans leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why didn't one of you bastards tell me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who knew this and withheld this information? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If you had told me 47 years ago |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I wouldn't be so pissed off. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But no, you tell me now. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's just like all the other legendary lineups |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You buy the posters and the badges |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | then they f**king break up! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there are strings in the new band |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I demand Seventies out of tune strings complete with meandering solos |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, the new live shows are perfection |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a f**k about new technology. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Nothing can replace the old sound. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Concerto for a Rainy Day is a work of pure genius. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When I saw the Wild West Hero video |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the Magnificent Seven were all wearing cowboy outfits. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It was a f**king work of art! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The cellos made 10538 Overture an absolute masterpeice |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The Magnificent Seven were gods. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Rock music as we know it would be nothing |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | without the ELO classic sound. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | These are not my opinions |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They are the facts |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Queen are sh*t compared to them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Bohemian Raphsody is a nursery rhyme compared to Mr Blue Sky |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even The Battle of Marston Moor is genius |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Eighties were a disgrace |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The record company removed Hello My Old Friend from Secret Messages |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who's f**king idea was that? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Now, now. We did get Stranger on the album |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why was Julie Don't Live Here left off Time? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That should have been |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | yet another double album |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And what gives with |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the Balance of Power |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | cover artwork? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The record company has so much to answer for |
