Cree learns about the Great Purge
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10/1/2026Elite ball knowledge required
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have uncovered hidden phones in platoons throughout A and B COY. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We found portable chargers and other contraband |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at 5PL, 6PL and 2PL. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Watchdog was dispatched with Captain Dutton to inspect C COY for phones. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He has returned from the platoon site and has given us a report. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | C COY will not have any contraband. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are the elite of the corps. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Major Cree… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Watchdog… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Watchdog dug up phones C COY hid in the ground. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He found 6 caches of contraband that they were hiding in holes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave the mess except Stumbles, Lin, Jayandan and Hall. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THEY BROUGHT THEIR PHONES TO CAMP! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE LITTLE SHITS BROUGHT THEIR PHONES TO CAMP! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They were supposed to be the Corps elite platoons |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and then they couldn’t even hide their phones properly. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They were supposed to be the role models for the Corps |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and be all warlike with the thermal imagers and NVGs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and now the cadets think they’re phone using idiots like the rest of the Corps. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They lost so much aura they might as well be the OPSCELL |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Major Cree I cannot allow you to compare the cadets to OPSCELL! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I’ll compare however many of these fuckers I want! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Major Cree they run sigs and the RAP |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Any idiot could give out bandaids to the little shits in the RAP |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY ARE MONKEYS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When I was an Assault Pioneer back in 1878 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I would’ve been beaten for bullshit like this |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The SGSCC has gone completely fucking WOKE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The staff assured me they did a thorough inspection |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and then we uncover phones, portable chargers and pistachio fucking paste |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOW DO THEY PASS INSPECTION? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This Corps is going to be turned into a laughing stock like Kings! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I was in the RFS they respected me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | for my size and for my hair |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Stagg made me strong |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I wrangle little bastards who won’t even eat dynamite chilli stag |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They say it makes them shit their pants |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Charlie company is an embarrassment |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | After I spent all year fucking up their training |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They still manage to have a good time |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry Bootle you’re still his pookie |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tell the school about the breach of contraband rules |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I’ll ignore TCWs emails until they forget about it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just like with sixth form |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get me some stagg |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Eating my feelings will help me get over this betrayal from AP and SPECS |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Dynamite chilli flavour only, no pussy shit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking C COY |