| 00:00 - 00:03 | Now listen up Shedders, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we’re doing pretty |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | well but can we do better? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | What do you reckon? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Let’s have a think. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why do you ask and |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what do you know anyway? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well we go ok but we’re |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | having some bad |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | luck away from the Shed. Andrew was |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even hit by a tree! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who’s not performing - leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you talking |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | about. You know nothing. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What we need to lift our game |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | is to create an HR department. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We need someone who |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | has undertaken gender and critical |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | race theory study to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | guide us. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Oops. Glad I’ve got brown undies. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who farted? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Just a little one. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It’s hopeless. All you want |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | is to make things and |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | have a good time! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I was just joking about HR. What we need |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to be the best Boatshed |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | in the world is a new |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | approach! You lot are |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | bereft of ideas so as |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | usual it’s up to me. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Starting from today |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we will be establishing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | task forces and |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | committees and not |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to forget the sub-committees |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | to try to improve things. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | First of all we need |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | a task force to monitor |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the quality of the jokes. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry Ange. Thanks Colleen. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Unless more of us come |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | up with better horse hair |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | wig and 2nd hand |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | false teeth type jokes, this |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | place will just fall apart. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now get out there and |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | have fun. |
