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Sgt Deane finds out there is kit missing. He is not happy with the troops.

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00:00 - 00:031 troop has made great progress with the modules
00:04 - 00:05Cap 2 will take an entire 300 module
00:05 - 00:07Cap 1 half cap 3 the other half
00:08 - 00:12The troops have worked very hard. We are in a great place!
00:12 - 00:15Unfortunately we made a small mistake by taking the wrong generator
00:17 - 00:19Yes, yes. That isn't the end of the world.
00:19 - 00:21I will speak to Alfie in the morning and sort this.
00:24 - 00:26Sgt Deane
00:27 - 00:28We are missing half a 300 and a 501.
00:31 - 00:33We are also missing a MEQU
00:34 - 00:36Also drugs.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who was on leave when we packed. Leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15How the fuck are we missing that much fucking kit
01:15 - 01:17I had a bullet proof plan! 5 piles, 5 vehicles!
01:18 - 01:23Are you pulling my fucking pizzle?
01:25 - 01:28*muffled screaming*
01:29 - 01:31[Ferguson] *cries*
01:31 - 01:34One fucking job. Count and put on the right wagon!
01:34 - 01:37I swear to god! I am raging.
01:37 - 01:40I bet those bastards in 2 troop have stolen the MEQU!
01:40 - 01:42You cannot speak to the troops like that Sgt.
01:42 - 01:46Fuck off! One piss easy job.
01:46 - 01:48I will put a service complaint in at this rate
01:48 - 01:52Fair one! Don't cancel me.
01:53 - 01:54But now 1 troop look like dickheads!
01:56 - 01:57It all started to go wrong when 2 troops paperwork was incorrect
01:57 - 02:00SSgt Smith will be making me do fucking AINU checks in the evening!
02:00 - 02:03I want to go and play on my fucking computer!
02:04 - 02:08Damnit all
02:08 - 02:13The Sgt Major will be taking the piss out of us for months!
02:14 - 02:16You said the modules were at 99% then it turns out they were 70!
02:17 - 02:21I will have to agai you all until your eyeballs fall out.
02:27 - 02:29This is where all my fucking hair went.
02:30 - 02:34There will be no A- exceptional for me this year.
02:34 - 02:36I fucking deserved it too!
02:41 - 02:42Fuck me sideways! Fuck fuck fuck!
02:43 - 02:47How does this even happen!
02:48 - 02:53I should have known!
02:54 - 02:56How are we supposed to win wars like this?
02:56 - 02:59If this gets out we'll be on fill your fucking boots.
03:00 - 03:02We will all look like dickheads! Not just me!
03:04 - 03:07[Gemma] It's OK Fergie, he still loves the troop
03:14 - 03:16We can still provide for the exercise.
03:19 - 03:23That is true. For that I thank you all.
03:25 - 03:26Now I must raise an ASER
03:31 - 03:33Captain Kenny said I must.
03:40 - 03:46It is the right thing to do. The regiment will know.
03:46 - 03:49To hell with Smudge!
03:53 - 03:56Fuck sake.