| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Fondementa Nove water taxi |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Blue and red lines |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Will leave at |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 11:15, 11:20 and |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 11:35 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That should give us plenty |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Of time to get to the airport |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steinner, Steinner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steinner said there is a 3 hour delay |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Italians are having siesta |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want Rahm, Keitel, Yodel, Krisp and Bugdorf to stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS HONEYMOON FOR YEARS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All I’m trying to do is go home |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I’m tired of these canals |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have had the SS plan this trip |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How did none of you plan for Italian timetables? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They are famous for being late |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, I carefully read the timetable |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU TOOL, THEY NEVER OPERATE ON TIME FOR ANYTHING |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, I spoke to the Italian embassy personally |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Thats like calling a monkey to ask when the zoo opens |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I’m going to miss my flight |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I planned 3 hours to get to the airport |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 1 for the water taxi being late |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Another hour in case the Italians went on strike |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All that you needed to do was figure out the ticket situation |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why can’t they combine their ticketing system into one? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I’m now stuck because the ticket guy went to lunch |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is WAY worse than my holiday with Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to have a nice time |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The canals, the canals were so beautiful |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And the food made me feel things |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But the administration |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can a city run without adhering to a timetable |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How does anyone get anything done here? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No wonder they are still building their monuments |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Espresso break, nap break, lunch break |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HOW MANY BREAKS? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry, we wouldn’t go to Italy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have gone to Austria |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Yes, they are slow |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But they have timetables |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And they speak German |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Next year, lets go to Costa Rica |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because I’m not missing another flight |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wish we had water taxis … |
