| 00:00 - 00:03 | English Language Paper 2 is finally here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Although we flopped paper 1 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | AQA will be kind this time |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have attended the Mr Everything English live stream |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and PRTEZEL shall secure us a free 9 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I preplanned question 5 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll get 40/40 for that |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The article |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The article was about nature |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We couldn't use our preplanned answer and ran out of time |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who lives in Midwich, Tate Modern or owns a Peregrine Falcon, get out of my sight. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT TF WAS THAT EXTRACT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY AM I WRITING ABOUT BIRDS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | MY GRADE IS GOING TO DROP TO A U "LIKE A GUIDED MISSILE" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND THAT QUESTION 4 ABOUT SIMILARITIES |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I ONLY WROTE HALF A PARAGRAPH |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BUT I WROTE DIFFERENCES INSTEAD |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I COULDN'T EVEN GET A SINGLE MARK OUT OF 16 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BECAUSE AQA THOUGHT THEY COULD PULL A QUICK ONE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer question 3 was easy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I SAID HUNGRY CHICKS WAS A METAPHOR!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer you talked about climate change |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DO THEY THINK IM DAVID ATTENBOROUGH??? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT PLANTS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I ATE KFC 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE EXAM |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO DEFEND THE CHICKENS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | LIKE IM GRETA THUNBURG OR SOMETHING |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I COULDN'T THINK OF A TITLE AND WROTE TOUCH GRASS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I SAID WE WILL ALL DIE IF WE NEGLECT BIRDS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | LIKE I EVEN CARE ABOUT THEM |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I HOPE THAT SCHOOL CUTS DOWN ALL THEIR TREES |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is the most important GCSE |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Without it I won't be able to go sixth form |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and do A Levels |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Everyone else found it easy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THE GRADE BOUNDARIES ARE GOING TO BE SKY HIGH AND THE BEST I CAN GET WILL BE A 2 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | EVEN THE PEOPLE IN MIDWICH HAVE A BRIGHTER FUTURE THAN ME |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I got a grade 9 in my mocks |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All the other years got the easiest extracts |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND I ONLY TICKED 3 BOXES FOR QUESTION ONE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's fine, we do edexcel |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm a disgrace to my family |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't even get a job anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Pack my bags |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going Midwich |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I had a bright future and was going to do A levels |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now I'm going to have to do retakes |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | is kfc hiring |
