Platinum Racing Products Release Meeting
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Platinum Racing Products - 60 Products in 60 days marketing campaign
00:00 - 00:03 | Today we discuss releasing 60 products |
00:04 - 00:05 | One product per day |
00:05 - 00:07 | We will release a coil bracket here |
00:08 - 00:12 | But Cardo wants a lock out shifter now |
00:12 - 00:15 | and he demands we release it here |
00:17 - 00:19 | Who does cardo think he is? |
00:19 - 00:21 | The car hasnt been running for 45 years |
00:24 - 00:26 | Herman, if you dont release it sooner |
00:27 - 00:28 | Hes planning on doing memes |
00:31 - 00:33 | these memes could go viral |
00:34 - 00:36 | Others could demand lock out shifters |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you dont have a GT-R Gearbox get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | Who does Cardo think he is?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | The car didnt move for centuries |
01:18 - 01:23 | Now that its running he wants a new product |
01:25 - 01:28 | We have so many coil brackets to release |
01:29 - 01:31 | Don't Cry. I know you need one too |
01:31 - 01:34 | This blokes been doing memes for 41 days |
01:34 - 01:37 | Cant he just have a coil bracket |
01:37 - 01:40 | and shut the f@#k up! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Herman, he really needs the lock out shifter |
01:42 - 01:46 | AND EVERYONE ELSE NEEDS COIL BRACKETS |
01:46 - 01:48 | Herman! He might change and go automatic |
01:48 - 01:52 | then let him go automatic and see the prices of those |
01:53 - 01:54 | HE CAN DO ANOTHER 18 MEMES |
01:56 - 01:57 | maybe i wont release the product at all |
01:57 - 02:00 | maybe he should learn to stop granny shifting |
02:00 - 02:03 | not double clutching like he should |
02:04 - 02:08 | He doesnt even live his life one quarter mile at a time |
02:08 - 02:13 | and he still demands a lockout shifter |
02:14 - 02:16 | for a car thats never been driven in years |
02:17 - 02:21 | i could design another 100 coil brackets in the mean time |
02:27 - 02:29 | I even named a colour after him |
02:30 - 02:34 | and what did i get in return |
02:34 - 02:36 | 41 bloody memes |
02:41 - 02:42 | Are we even sure we need this product |
02:43 - 02:47 | the coil brackets are so freaking popular! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I could just be the coil bracket king |
02:54 - 02:56 | but no.. cardo |
02:56 - 02:59 | has to be difficult and keep demanding it |
03:00 - 03:02 | for a car that has been off the road before dinosaurs roamed the earth |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry. Cardo will get you the lock out shifter |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe i should just give in |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe i should just design it |
03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe i should release it in Cardo Gold |
03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we make it the 60th product |
03:40 - 03:46 | Tell the team.. we might have to |
03:46 - 03:49 | if he gets the internet involved for memes |
03:53 - 03:56 | We might actually sell them through his adveristing... FML |
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