Sunday in the Starmerbunker

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Starmer, all set for an afternoon of twinks and poppers, learns how the weekend offensive went.

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00:00 - 00:03As per your orders, mein Starmer...
00:04 - 00:05Herr Lowles made some calls..
00:05 - 00:07Antifa was deployed to Epping
00:08 - 00:12As planned, this lead to disorder, and we were able to arrest several Brits here.
00:12 - 00:15Our agents were then bussed our agents on for deployment in Canary Wharf.
00:17 - 00:19And what of our wider England strategy?
00:19 - 00:21I trust this crushed the protests as planned.
00:24 - 00:26Herr Starmer...
00:27 - 00:28The combatants...
00:31 - 00:33The combatants we put in the hotels have been raping local girls.. The local people are infuriated.
00:34 - 00:36Protests have occurred at dozens of our garrison hotels over the weekend.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone get out. Boris, Nelson, Corbyn, you stay.
01:13 - 01:15You fucking cretins!
01:15 - 01:17I told you to keep them entertained!
01:18 - 01:23Free internet
01:25 - 01:28Free porn
01:29 - 01:31The Care for Calais slags
01:31 - 01:34We have houses full of boys in Lambeth!
01:34 - 01:37That ridiculous Green Party Gollum girl
01:37 - 01:40would have sucked off a few!
01:40 - 01:42We tried that. They were all too old, and since Friday you blocked all the porn!
01:42 - 01:46You could have fooled me! Macron was on the blower, and said those fishy cunts are still in Calais!
01:46 - 01:48Starmer Sir, they only want the schoolgirls
01:48 - 01:52Bonnie Blue has that uniform!
01:53 - 01:54You're brainless turdfarmers!
01:56 - 01:57She's been part of the strategy from the beginning.
01:57 - 02:00You know Lily Philips would have been game as well!
02:00 - 02:03Now it's kicking off in Portsmouth and Ashfield!
02:04 - 02:08You could have released a few more criminals
02:08 - 02:13To make some room to lock these protesters up
02:14 - 02:16At a push, Angela could have gobbled some of them!
02:17 - 02:21I'd have been better off giving this job to Lammy!
02:27 - 02:29Now what am I meant to say to von der Leyen?
02:30 - 02:34About our plans.. our carefully laid plans..
02:34 - 02:36To rape Britain into submission.
02:41 - 02:42That's my Sunday shot to shit..
02:43 - 02:47I was supposed to be spending this afternoon with those Ukrainian twinks!
02:48 - 02:53It's more like an evening with the muppets.
02:54 - 02:56Khan will be furious.
02:56 - 02:59Lord Ali will rip the piss till the end of time!
03:00 - 03:02That insufferable Farage is going to gloat!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. Some of Afghans will be allowed to stay...
03:14 - 03:16I can see it now.
03:19 - 03:23These unwelcome migrants might have to go.
03:25 - 03:26And their votes.
03:31 - 03:33The kids.. are too based.
03:40 - 03:46I can see now, we probably won't win the next election..
03:46 - 03:49And the only comfort is
03:53 - 03:56Neither will the tories.