| 00:00 - 00:03 | As per your orders, mein Starmer... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Herr Lowles made some calls.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Antifa was deployed to Epping |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As planned, this lead to disorder, and we were able to arrest several Brits here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our agents were then bussed our agents on for deployment in Canary Wharf. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what of our wider England strategy? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I trust this crushed the protests as planned. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Starmer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The combatants... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The combatants we put in the hotels have been raping local girls.. The local people are infuriated. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Protests have occurred at dozens of our garrison hotels over the weekend. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out. Boris, Nelson, Corbyn, you stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking cretins! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you to keep them entertained! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Free internet |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Free porn |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Care for Calais slags |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have houses full of boys in Lambeth! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That ridiculous Green Party Gollum girl |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | would have sucked off a few! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We tried that. They were all too old, and since Friday you blocked all the porn! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You could have fooled me! Macron was on the blower, and said those fishy cunts are still in Calais! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Starmer Sir, they only want the schoolgirls |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bonnie Blue has that uniform! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're brainless turdfarmers! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She's been part of the strategy from the beginning. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You know Lily Philips would have been game as well! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now it's kicking off in Portsmouth and Ashfield! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You could have released a few more criminals |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To make some room to lock these protesters up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | At a push, Angela could have gobbled some of them! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'd have been better off giving this job to Lammy! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now what am I meant to say to von der Leyen? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | About our plans.. our carefully laid plans.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To rape Britain into submission. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's my Sunday shot to shit.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I was supposed to be spending this afternoon with those Ukrainian twinks! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's more like an evening with the muppets. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Khan will be furious. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Lord Ali will rip the piss till the end of time! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That insufferable Farage is going to gloat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Some of Afghans will be allowed to stay... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can see it now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | These unwelcome migrants might have to go. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And their votes. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The kids.. are too based. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can see now, we probably won't win the next election.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the only comfort is |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Neither will the tories. |
