| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alright boss here's the information we have so far |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have positioned our best hacker with a Carbine MK2 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To engage them at Beluga |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However all our shooters got obliterated |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we only managed to kill a random Georgian |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Call our allies Morningwood and mobilize our female brigade |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | . |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our female brigade |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We sent a female alone to Vinewood and she got raped instantly |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She was a lesbian Vor |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you do not have a female character |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW CAN THEY KILL KYLE OUR AIMBOTTER? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I SPECIFICALLY BROUGHT HIM IN FOR THIS REASON |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I INVITED THEM INTO BRATVA AFTER THEY WERE KILLED BY BRIGADA |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They asked me to start this war |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | OVERLORD BEGGED ME TO ACCEPT HIS CREW |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE PROMISED THEY WOULD USE HACKS TO DEFEAT BRIGADA |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I TRUSTED THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND HE GOT BANNED |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I even burned my own club down to blame it on Brigada! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss you must stop the war I don't want to get CK'd |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger! I'm gonna changechar |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir but we're getting destroyed |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck! I have a relationship on my female character! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't even like playing on this character! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The only reason |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I started this fucking war was |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because we began accepting females and that helped our numbers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And those fucking Georgian noobs from Brigada |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Said that we would easily win this fucking war and where are they now?! WHERE!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They all got CK'd in less than two fucking days |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even the faggots from Overlord's crew with hacks died instantly! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do I do now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What do I do? This game is my fucking life! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's the only place I can express myself! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking niggers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ADMIN COCK I HAD TO SUCK FOR EVERYTHING I HAVE? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was so fucking sure I would destroy Brigada for good |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And that motherfucking terrorist Bratan |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fucking faggot comes out of nowhere on a spawned in character |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Him and Hellcat just shit on me like I'm nothing! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Darya we'll keep our stripper characters |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Truth is I don't even like this character |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I prefer playing on my female alt |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's the truth |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I hope we close |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I only stayed so I can make OOC deals with my friends for the EOC guns |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And Slump gave me electronics supplier |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Locked and archived |
