| 00:00 - 00:03 | The topcashback hunt has begun |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | there are pies |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | people are sharing them online |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so we should be able to win 20 pence |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I've already won £35 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it was so easy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | uhhh my failure |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | topcashback |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | are giving everyone £20+ by accident, the prizes don't count |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who has won more than £15 leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what do you mean I've wasted my time? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | i spent 5 whole minutes looking for them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i even bragged on hotukdeals |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and it turns out it's all for nothing |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | don't cry everyone still might win £1000 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | i have more chance of winning a flamedeer gold |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I should've known something was wrong when Rmcstar was winning |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | he won 6 in an hour |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | it still may be honoured |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They can't give everyone £50 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but they gave me 10p 3 years ago |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | that'll be 10p more than Rmcstar will ever win |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | he has more luck on flamedeer colouring |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | gummby won 50p and he will brag now |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | everyone was so happy until this |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | what's next? summer flamedeer is cancelled |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | what I meant to do? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | it's like catching loads of whites & silvers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but never finding gold |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I wasted my lunch break |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now someone will have to break the news |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and then they'll get fired |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | they'll be just as disappointed as me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That money would've bought be enough freddos to last a year |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but it was a glitch, there goes my £37 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | also i don't have a flamedeer plushie |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | yet people always brag about theirs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry there's always the poem contest on the pulse |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | oh well |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | all i can hope is my 10p gift card tracks |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | at least hotukdeals is still fun |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | everyone can go home now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we tried our best |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | it's over. |
