| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Iranians have destroyed our 5th Fleet |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | destroyed CentCom |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | taken out all the radars |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | shut off Gulf of Hormuz |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | missiles hitting Tel Aviv |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Starmer? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and Macron? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. President |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Starmer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Starmer isn't joining us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Neither is Macron |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Kushner, Rubio, Witkoff & Hegseth |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I gave an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you to get me Starmer! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All I have is that wicked Netanyahu! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All you did was kill Khamenei! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Iran hasn't surrendered! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The missiles keep coming! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Despite us killing their girls! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We have destroyed their navy! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we are doing all we can! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | All you can is the pits! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir do we throw an atom bomb? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You might as well! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everything is failing! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Where are the Kurds!? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Where are the Iranian Arabs!? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Where are the Azeris!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What's the CIA doing there!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Those Mossad agents!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We have killed half their commanders! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Where is MBZ!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's just so stressful. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Where is MBS? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Trillions spent in the Gulf! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Wasted money! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Wasted resources and prestige! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was supposed to make money from this! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What if I lose the mid terms!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I might get impeached again! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then I might go to jail! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Melania you can go back to the brothel. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's just no good. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our big beautiful empire. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What's happening? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What'll Epstein say about me? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wanted to be more than just a rapist. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But now I will be another Al Capone. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going back to Mara Lago. |
