Hitler Reacts to SESA1015
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University of Southampton First Year Aerospace exam - we got cooked
| 00:00 - 00:03 | SESA1015 is here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its an 8 hour online open book exam |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Andy Keane and Andras have given us lectures and their blessings |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We know how to use Excel solver very well so Mechanics of Flight should be easy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Aircraft Ops is just using Ctrl - F |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The questions from the quizzes were relatively easy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So we should be fine right???? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Keane |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Keane said that you can't go back and check your answers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the test is worth 80% of the module |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone doing an inferior form of Engineering, get out the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I got a Pitching Moment question as question 1 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I literally spent an hour on the first damn question |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And then got a stupid question about the unstick distance |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I tried to use SUVAT equations and realised they don't work when friction is involved |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I literallly made a spreadsheet for that question without the damn engine failure |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why couldn't he have made it convenient by not failing the engine? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He just had to add a little spice |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the SUVAT probably worked if you accounted for friction! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Screw the SUVAT equations. Real ones use differentials |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the SUVAT equations were derived from the differentials |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why do I even need to bother calculating the unstick distance with an engine failure? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just hope it makes it into the air |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And then I got hit with a second pitching moment question |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I nearly had a stroke seeing it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I had no idea to solve it, it was so garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I spent another hour on that |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And god forbid if I got a 3rd pitching moment question |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I would have travelled to Bolderwood and announced my suicide in Keane's office |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then would have went to see Stalin and hope that his army would kill me on the way there |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I went through so much caffeine trying to watch Andras' lectures |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My heart is cooked |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And my sleep schedule is destroyed |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Prior |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The geezer that wanted to send missiles to Baghdad |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and basically did nothing in the tutorials |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and gave my friend anaphylaxis |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | purely from the radioactive waste products of his presence |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why does he even teach here???? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Mechies, you'll realise soon enough we will always be better than you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Next semester, I am going to need even more coffee |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | for thermodyanics and fluid mechanics |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are going to cook SESA1016 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is to actually go to the lectures |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but this will take all the energy from my soul |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Lets hope that Davide Lasange knows how to cook Thermofluids |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It'll be better than Lasanga |
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