Hitler Reacts to SESA1015

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University of Southampton First Year Aerospace exam - we got cooked

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00:00 - 00:03SESA1015 is here
00:04 - 00:05Its an 8 hour online open book exam
00:05 - 00:07Andy Keane and Andras have given us lectures and their blessings
00:08 - 00:12We know how to use Excel solver very well so Mechanics of Flight should be easy
00:12 - 00:15And Aircraft Ops is just using Ctrl - F
00:17 - 00:19The questions from the quizzes were relatively easy
00:19 - 00:21So we should be fine right????
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Keane
00:31 - 00:33Keane said that you can't go back and check your answers
00:34 - 00:36And the test is worth 80% of the module
00:53 - 00:58Anyone doing an inferior form of Engineering, get out the room
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
01:15 - 01:17I got a Pitching Moment question as question 1
01:18 - 01:23I literally spent an hour on the first damn question
01:25 - 01:28And then got a stupid question about the unstick distance
01:29 - 01:31I tried to use SUVAT equations and realised they don't work when friction is involved
01:31 - 01:34I literallly made a spreadsheet for that question without the damn engine failure
01:34 - 01:37Why couldn't he have made it convenient by not failing the engine?
01:37 - 01:40He just had to add a little spice
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, the SUVAT probably worked if you accounted for friction!
01:42 - 01:46Screw the SUVAT equations. Real ones use differentials
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, the SUVAT equations were derived from the differentials
01:48 - 01:52Why do I even need to bother calculating the unstick distance with an engine failure?
01:53 - 01:54Just hope it makes it into the air
01:56 - 01:57And then I got hit with a second pitching moment question
01:57 - 02:00I nearly had a stroke seeing it
02:00 - 02:03I had no idea to solve it, it was so garbage
02:04 - 02:08I spent another hour on that
02:08 - 02:13And god forbid if I got a 3rd pitching moment question
02:14 - 02:16I would have travelled to Bolderwood and announced my suicide in Keane's office
02:17 - 02:21And then would have went to see Stalin and hope that his army would kill me on the way there
02:27 - 02:29I went through so much caffeine trying to watch Andras' lectures
02:30 - 02:34My heart is cooked
02:34 - 02:36And my sleep schedule is destroyed
02:41 - 02:42Prior
02:43 - 02:47The geezer that wanted to send missiles to Baghdad
02:48 - 02:53and basically did nothing in the tutorials
02:54 - 02:56and gave my friend anaphylaxis
02:56 - 02:59purely from the radioactive waste products of his presence
03:00 - 03:02Why does he even teach here????
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Mechies, you'll realise soon enough we will always be better than you
03:14 - 03:16Next semester, I am going to need even more coffee
03:19 - 03:23for thermodyanics and fluid mechanics
03:25 - 03:26We are going to cook SESA1016
03:31 - 03:33The trick is to actually go to the lectures
03:40 - 03:46but this will take all the energy from my soul
03:46 - 03:49Lets hope that Davide Lasange knows how to cook Thermofluids
03:53 - 03:56It'll be better than Lasanga