| 00:00 - 00:03 | It’s meme wednesday sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | this is Below The Line |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here is some generic memes |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And here is quality shitposting |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Also the usual ALPA fanboys here too |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don’t care |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to post about appearance |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I don’t think |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I don’t think that’s going to go well |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It’s incredibly foolish |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you respect me and take this seriously then stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Your appearance matters! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You wanna walk around looking like a bag of horseshit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then go ahead! But shut your stupid mouth about respect |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If they can’t immediately spot you as Captain |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | When you walk up you are failing! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No one in this world cares if you’re comfortable |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Absolutely no one but your sorry ass! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Shine your shoes, press your shirt, wear your hat |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But it’s not contractual |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dress in my blues year round and try to look as sharp as I can! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Everyone is following the contact! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I try to dress to the 9’s when I’m working! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don’t want to hear it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I promise |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When I walk up |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They know who the Captain is |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Our world is vastly different than theirs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I’m sick of handing off an airplane |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Every single time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | With a crew that looks like hobos! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Passengers see us as the image |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Of American Airlines! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So I just want to say |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Again |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Your appearance matters! Get your shit together! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | When you look sharp |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You feel sharp |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And you perform sharp |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It makes a difference! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok. Do not pair exists |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have a lot of problems |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | With how this company is run |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Comment all you want |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I shall not respond |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don’t care what they say |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I won’t respond |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Disable the comments |
