Michael Wood finally sells his Auckland Airport shares
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It was a difficult day for the transport minister letting go of his precious shares
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are under attack from the media |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have discovered the shares |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Auckland Airport shares. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They were undeclared. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | That's dodgy because you're the transport minister. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, my broker is looking into this. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Don't stress, I've had them for years. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Minister... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Willis... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Willis is covering for Luxon at Question Time. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She's asking Chippy how many reminders you got. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has reminded me about the shares get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why is everybody so obsessed with my shares? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I got them when I was a teenager! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I wasn't the transport minister then, was I! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why isn't Chippy burying the story? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Never trust a ginger Prime Minister. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This shit would've never come out under Jacinda! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Jacinda, Raj, & Andrew Campbell know how to kill a story. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Conflict of interest my ass! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You declined that airport on the North Shore. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No one even knows there's an airport on the Shore! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Minister, it still looks pretty dodgy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not as dodgy as bloody Jan Tinetti! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She lied to Parliament & broke electoral law. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Nash sold Cabinet secrets to donors! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Kiri tantrumed because her missus didn't get a job! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And Nanaia gives Govt contracts to her family for Xmas. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I'm the one who should lose my job? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who hasn't forgotten about a few shares? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The people of Mt Roskill understand I'm a busy man! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm a man of the people! Relatable! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Those f***in nagging whingers in the Cabinet office. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Blowing up my inbox more than ACT's press releases. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Twelve times they harassed me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Question Time is gonna suck. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Nicola Willis is going to destroy that ginger prick. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He'll defend me because who else can he bring into Cabinet? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Anna f***in Lorck? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But he'll be tempted to take me out. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Oh yes, his biggest rival. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Anna Lorck won't become a minister. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is about that 'River of Filth' shit isn't it? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Someone called me a BryllCreem Napoleon. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I don't get the joke. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm at least an inch taller than him. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Very well, I'll sell the shares. Even though they hold sentimental value to me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not that the great unwashed masses will understand. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It is done. |