| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Auckland Blues have a tough start to the season, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Chiefs and Cantabs, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then some other arseholes from somewhere around here... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...will have the temerity to venture to Eden Park |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...where we will killdozer their faces right the fuck off, 2024 style. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | By then Akira, Hoskins and DPaps will be |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | firing on all cylinders, to impress the new All Blacks coach |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Akira... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...Akira is in Japan... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hoskins and Dalton will leave NZ after this Super Rugby season |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone wearing red and black underwear get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | RAZOR YOU FUCKING NAZI DICKHEAD! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THESE 3 SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ALL BLACK LOOSIES FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | INSTEAD YOU CHOOSE YOUR DWARF MATE LIO WILLIE, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | STUPID SALLY PARKER FROM THE CHOKER CHIEFS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND THAT MACHO GNOME KIRIFI, A 5"11 95kg RAGDOLL |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fuck me, he's SMALLER THAN MOST HALFBACKS, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking RAAAAAZZORRRRR |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND THOSE other FUCKS, MUMBO JUMBO HANSEN AND SHITHEEL ELLISON |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Jason Ryan is a respected.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE HATES HOSKINS ERGO WE HATE HIM, YOU HIPPIE COCKSUCKER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, my cock is still full of hate.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your lily-livered cock ain't fit to feed my dogs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hoskins Sotutu. GONE. Akira. GONE. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now D.Paps. GONE. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The dream is over. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Hey Razor, here's some "Theme Campaign" Ideas... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "BELSEN MY RAVAGED NAZI BALLSACK" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "STALINGRAD MY EXPLODED 2cm STIFFY" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We could have fucking had it all. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Akira for Kaino. DPaps for McAwe. Hoskins for Kieran Read |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck these biased Cantab coaches |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They hate us corrosively handsome Blues fans |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We get the chicks. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We fuck the prom queens |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And where did these loser cunt players get you Razor?? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | FIRED, that's where! The fucking dole queue! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Thanks, Scott Barrett! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All thanks to fucking Codie Taylor! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Taylor was always Dane Coles silly little halfwit apprentice |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, it's all true you nazi slag |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Dalton Papalii. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What a man. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hoskins Sotutu. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A point of difference. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But no... Razor, a very average journeyman AB himself, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | wanted to remake the AB's in his own mid image |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's all Ethan Blackadders fault. |
