| 00:00 - 00:03 | Leader Berger this isn’t looking good |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Page swept Rockingham in a landslide |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Despite our spending and imported lobbyists |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With all the votes counted |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The final total has you down by 2 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is of no concern |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The provisionals will save us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Leader Berger… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The provisionals… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The provisionals broke against you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Page increased his lead to 23 votes |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Kevin, Shaheen, Blaine, and Babcock |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual hell?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 10 million spent to lose?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I give every corporate interest what they want and this happens?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All over some lousy casinos?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | These people literally get that mad |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That they vote for a Walker Texas Ranger wanna be?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who tf in Rockingham County dresses like that anyways?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is North Carolina not f*cking Texas! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe if you’d worn a cowboy hat. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MY HEAD DOESNT FIT IN A STETSON |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir they make inserts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh thanks for that Captain Obvious |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT’S ALL OVER!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I make all of you mids filthy rich |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Get you all of the ad buy commissions |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And get to lose by two dozen votes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Because nothing you Raleigh Beltline dweebs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Came up with could sweet talk those hicks into voting for me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even after we put Guilford in the district |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They could’ve had Las Vegas on the Dan River |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can’t f@cking believe this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 16 years ruling Jones Street |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All to end like this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is the end |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Done in by a bunch of hicks and shrimp boat captains |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear to God I’ll sell Rockingham to Virginia |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Get Spamberger on the phone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | See how they like her taxes and gun laws |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They’re going to miss me when I’m gone! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t panic, it’ll die in House Rules |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Transform the state and become King of Jones Street |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even as a transplanted Yankee |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All is lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I resign early |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | See how those lobbyists like scrambling to figure out who to kiss up to |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And recouping their 10 million investment |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell Jr. it’s his show now |
