Simon reacts
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Blaise gets the job; Simon reacts. Tallahassee is in full panic.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The talk around Tallahassee is the |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | governor has selcted his CFO. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | His plan has been |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | strategic, but appears effective. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He’s paving the way for 2026. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I’m not concerned. I’ve been |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | hearing the same thing for some time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Director…. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Blaise was chosen. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ingoglia was sworn in today. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You were not invited. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except command. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He finally fucked me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My career is done! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DAMMIT!!! How is this? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I’m screwed! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don’t worry Effy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now what do I do?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I’ve done everything to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | destroy morale and trust. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Director, the men are rejoicing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Of course they are, Karl! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They want us gone. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those ingrate bastards! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I gave them purpose. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | New badges were issued |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | twice over, with new shirts. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Pants, hats, stationary. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I gave them policies and PowerDMS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | So what if I bitch about Works?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it too much to demand they be sent into |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | hurricanes and alligators in 110° heat? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Yes, for shit pay and zero credit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I got numbers for us |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | you pathetic trunk monkey lackeys. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fine, fuck it! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I’ll get a new job, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | doing who knows what. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I’m fucking sick of |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | those bastard fire investigators |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I still don’t know what they do! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t talk about STMS approval |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Years of micromanagement |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Creating more work… |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | …for the sake of work… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | …to justify my job. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He’s gonna DOGE the shit outta this place |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and see we’re useless to them. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Prepare your resumes. |