Hitler reacts to the CC253 sovereigns banner competition
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The sovereigns platoon results are out - and someones not happy....
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein fuhrer, I have received an update on the CC253 sovereigns banner competition |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 17Pl are currently in 2nd place |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Just 2 points behind 12Pl with just the March and Shoot results to be announced |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have performed well in the academics and ACMT |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we are confident we can win sovereigns |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what about the military skills competition? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 17Pl won that didnt they? Surely that should put us into first place comfortably |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The patrol competition..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The CO has decreed that the patrol comp will not count towards sovereigns banner, and 12Pl have won |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He claims 17Pl won by such a large margin it cannot be counted |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are in New College HQ, Gallipoli, or Somme company.....leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT DOESNT COUNT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A TRUE OBJECTIVE TEST OF MILITARY SKILLS AND TEAMWORK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU CANNOT JUST CLAIM IT DOESNT COUNT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | BECAUSE YOUR FAVOURITE SANCOM PLATOON DIDNT WIN IT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT SORT OF BULLSHIT IS THIS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE CLAIMS ITS BECAUSE OUR OWN STAFF THAT MARKED IT MEANS WE CANNOT TRUST IT |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BY THAT LOGIC HE IS QUESTIONING THE INTEGRITY OF HIS OWN OFFICERS AND SNCO'S |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT KIND OF BAVKWARDS FUCK LOGIC IS THAT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer 12Pl did do extremely well on the march and shoot |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BECAUSE THEY HAD A FUCKING HOURS NAP HALFWAY ROUND FOR FUCKS SAKE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they are the SANCOM platoon they are extremely fit |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BOLLARD LITERALLY GOT HIS NUT DOWN DURING THE MARCH AND SHOOT HOW IS THAT FAIR |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HOW CAN YPRES COMPETE WITH THAT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHEN THE GOLDEN PLATOON GET TO LITERALLY SLEEP HALFWAY ROUND A 4.8KM ROUTE WITH NO PENALTY |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | EVEN WITH ALL THEIR EXTRA FUNDING AND SPECIAL TRAINING |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ALL THEY GOT WAS FUCKING 7TH AND 28TH |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | EVEN WITH ALL THAT THEY HAD TO RIG THE SOVEREIGNS COMPETITION HERE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | FOR THEM TO EVEN STAND A CHANCE AGAINST |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A BUNCH OF FAT REMFS AND ADAM COE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I MEAN A FUCKING PLATOON OF GINGERS AND REMFS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its not enough that they all cheated on a nav test without any repercussions |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But Colonel Bigg saw fit to deny DJ MERRIX a solid A- SJAR and Sovereigns in his last term here |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | INSTEAD THE HONOUR OF SOVEREIGNS PLATOON IS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | TO A 4'10" ANGRY NORTHERN DWARF WITH A FUNNY HAT |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I CANT BELIEVE ILL HAVE TO STAND THERE AND PRESENT ARMS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHILE SAM ELVISS AND HIS STUPID BEARD SLOW MARCH PAST THE SMUG GIT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I know all they get is a different belt and their own table with pre-poured scoff juice |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT THEY DIDNT EVEN WIN THE MOST EVENTS FOR FUCKS SAKE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 16 PLATOON DID - HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MANAGE THAT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | And theyre shit at phys as well |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | FUCKING 45 MINUTES ON THE MARCH AND SHOOT |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Basically walked the whole fucking thing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shapland was raging for days afterwards |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And he's bordering on the weight limit for pilot the fat fuck |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | To think you can win Sovereigns "platoon" by only competing with Section(-) strength sickens me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But atleast we won at everything else |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And the sword didnt go to a fucking northener - well done Stubbs |