| 00:00 - 00:03 | As discussed at the Baxter Tavern, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ultimate footy was a stubborn enemy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | so we've moved to Keeper. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Conversation in the sportsbar suggested this could help the league |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but many familiar patterns are now arising. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But what about the Cream? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely the reigning Premiers are riding high once more? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kangameister... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | umm.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the Cream are an absolute abortion |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they failed to do their research. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Good coaches out now. I only want Buffs, Sabres, Hacks & Legends. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Every season the same SHIT!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Porp Corp are tainting the purity of SLAFL. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who let Ed Richards turn in to 2014 Tom Rockliff? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and Sidebottom is slower than Jake's dial-up. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | what about the goddamn Meadows?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That traitor was always shit like us! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Daicos at Pick #1 is fine but |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who the actual fuck is Lachie Ash? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Grundy wasn't meant to do this |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hidden gems in the waivers at least? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There's only smegma left. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What are u talking about Sabretooth cunt? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's all we've got. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every year this happens... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Change your name, change your colours |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | send another $5 to Javagal |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | who the fuck listens to podcasts about Fantasy AFL?? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | First 8 weeks I couldn't decide between Xerri and Merrett for skip |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | now they score less than Tom fucking McCarthy. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Lumpy's even given the armband to that *** Harry Sheezel. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Remember when fantasy was fun? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fuck off the analytics, coach from the heart. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Just vibe-based selections. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Relton Roberts. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Gone are the days of drafting Tendai Mzungu or trading for Farren Ray. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We've been betrayed by JT's... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I refuse this "Averman" disguise |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He should wear his Blues Clues kit in the camp showers.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | take his rockspider pool-partner with him. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I miss JTs being shit also. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least he has to drink piss. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This time perhaps he'll do it for real? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | unlike SLAFL Saturday. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's the hope that kills us. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Supposed "equalisation" is a trick of the devil. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There is only one universal truth. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Trackside. |
