| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer. Allow me to update you on HE1 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Mein Fuhrer we have Rukwa and Colorado. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Rukwa basin looks perfect |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However Helium One is down another 12% |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Colorado is delayed in production |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | NO 1p breakout. No CPR confirmed. No JV news. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely all the rockets that Pubcrawl posted will work the magic |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ToBethebest, Exponential and Folio |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | With Maximum effort |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Have been ramping till the cows come home |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Long term holders dropping like flies |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | PubCrawl....Folio.....ToBeThe Best |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS THE BIG ONE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was PROMISED a helium-3 discovery! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A JV! The CPR! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | FOMO FRIDAY 2p! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Marex is loading! YOU SAID “0.75p IS A GIFT!” |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THE WHOLE WORKS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fake posters on LSE Deramping |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My investment has gone South |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Führer, we trended! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 400 posts on ShareChat! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we had Rockets |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 17 ROCKET emojis! Why? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A GIF OF A MONKEY! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A MONKEY IN A SPACESHIP! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A MONKEY TO THE MOON! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IT'S not THE MM's |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IT's MARKET SENTIMENT |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IT'S NOT A TREE SHAKE! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE INVESTORS ARE FURIOUS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NO STRATEGY |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ONLY STRATEGY IS MY COLLAPSING PORTFOLIO |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | IT'S TIME TO TRACK THE FTSE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT RR OR NVIDIA |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Expon3ntial is now posting about fusion energy plays in Tanzania |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Folio moved on to talk about “undervalued graphite plays |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tobethebest started posting in SYME shortly after |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oh don't worry, it’s just consolidation! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Oh, RSI is resetting! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Oh, it’s early days! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry we still have the cats |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I sold my Gestapo coin collection to average down. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I even sold Eva’s Peloton to buy this cursed share |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We were all in…the long term... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | LONG TERM?! Delisted by October! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | AIM “Always In Misery! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There’s always a bounce… That’s what they said about XTR… |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No CPR. No JV. No helium-3. No profit |
