| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see Matt we have already |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Promotion for next |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Season to win it from start |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are outright favourites and have signed Oille Banks also |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Looking players so we win it outright |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Piss there fans off |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Laugh at there twitter piss Boil |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Matt Oldham actually won |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Southend lost |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Oldham scored 2 goals in 2 minutes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Oldham are back in the EFL |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Hinshelwood, Pearce, Stones, Luamba please stay the rest of you fuck of please |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell did this happen |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Southend 2 1 up with minutes left |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | In thought those Essex Boys would see the job through not bottle i |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I even bought Josh Stones to weaken them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | When the league was won in |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | November I had the fog on outside to |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So we could finish our Left over Turkey now |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Off Norwood & Harriet scored |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | All the way to Truro City & I now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Have to show my face back in Yeovil where they will |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | All be waiting with pitch forks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Plus we have to go to Scotland to face Carlisle |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Back to Boring Wood |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Who the fuck are Brackley |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I bet Frank is laughing is Flat Cap off |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Norwood the Nandos loving prick I thought |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | he couldn't be bothered picking up his MOTM award |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They hate him now he his some sort hero to them he'll he may even now |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Change his Twitter profile picture and |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Harrett thought he was a poacher brought in to kill those Rats |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Goes and scores the winner I |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought he was a poacher brought in to kill those |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Rats David Unsworth spotted at |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Boundary Park he saw |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now they have won at Wembley and are in League 2 the Oldham fans on |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Twitter will never let me hear the end of it I'll now have to look |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Deactivate twitter to avoid |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That fucking Oafc Hashtag all the wankers on |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | & that bloody Podcast & phone in |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | 3 up is needed I'll send the EFL a letter |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought I told the booze bus |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Lads to boo them so much that Mellon would get sacked |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Instead there out |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | On the piss celebrating drinking |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Appearing on another Around The Grounds video & we wasted money on a silly Tifo & |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We now left with Oille Banks & a fat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ginger Bastard on our books |
