Todd Avoids Rembold
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4/17/2026Great lengths taken to avoid a match in St. Louis and play an 6 handicap straight up
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We must find a spot that is not too close to St. Louis |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Yet, we need to stay in the "Midwest" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We cannot risk a match with Rembold |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And we don't want Todd to appear to be a coward |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ....I suggest we try Pittsburgh |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Pittsburgh? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I like the idea |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But, Todd.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...Pittsburgh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pittsburgh is not in the Midwest... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...Its never been in the Midwest |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I don't care where Pittsburgh is |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE MUST FIND A PLACE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | SOMEWHERE THE SLURPERS CAN GO |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and kneel before us |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will not play |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Rembold |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | nor will I ever go to St. Louis |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They HATE me there |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and I'm scared, very scared |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Todd, they think you are a coward |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care what they think |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes you do, its pretty obvious you do |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I see what he's said |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How does he know? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | my penis is pencil sized |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who told him? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want to know how he knows |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | its like he has someone on the inside |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | telling him the things |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | that should be only on our SLACK |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Refuge is turning against me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They used to love me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My bits used to bring joy and amusement |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now they are overplayed |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and tired. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I AM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT ON PODS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | DJ doesn't even send me the run downs anymore |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I'm so congested |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't even fucking breathe |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Where is my horse-pseudoephedrine |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I told Rembold about his pencil weiner |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They like Randy more than me now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He doesn't even like golf |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Yet even his takes a better |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Call Conway Farms |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Slurpers will find us there |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Chicago will do |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tommy shot 76 at Harbour Town |