| 00:00 - 00:03 | The judeo-bolsheviks have us cornered on the mog front |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Over here, Dillon Latham has just been exposed for being a currycel jeet. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | K. Shami has been deported over here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And over here, Mossad intensifies its efforts to frame mog Dolph Lundgren. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And currently they are jestergooning outside Bryce Dallace Howard's house. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Androgenic's counterattack? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely that will not relieve Herr Clavicular? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuehrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Androgenic... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Androgenic has been exposed for hair frauding. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Glocke CappenWaffen has failed him. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want all of the gymcels and surgerymaxxers to leave or I will ropemaxx you. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DID WE LOSE THE GREAT MOG OFF? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE ARE THE PINNACLE OF BEAUTY IN THIS WORLD! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NIGGERS WEAR FAKE HAIR AND INDIANS PAINT THEMSELVES TO FIT THE IMAGE OF THE WHITE WOMAN! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | BRAD PITT, DOLPH LUNDGREN, JORDAN BARRETT, WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING DOING? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's okay, we makeupcels are hoeflated by the incels already, we are tens. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVEN JOACHIM PEIPER PEACE BE UPON HIM COULD HAVE MOGGED VASIL |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE SS IS SUPPOSED TO MOG THE WORLD! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | EVEN THE DALITS WHO SOAPMAXX HAVE USURPED US! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | DO NOT INSULT THE SS! THEY STILL ARE THE BEAUTIFUL ONES! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IS THAT TRUE? THEN WHY HAS CLAVICULAR TURNED TO PETER THIEL? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MEIN FUEHRER, THERE IS STILL HOPE! WE HAVE LOGAN PAUL! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | LOGAN PAUL? THAT MAN IS TOO BUSY IN TAHITI! NEVER STRESS HE SAYS, YET HE STRESSES ME! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE MOG OFF IS LOST! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I WAS TOLD BY YOU GENIUSES TO NEVER STRESS! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THAT THE FOIDS WOULD NEVER SPIKE MY CORTISOL! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? EVA BRAUN CALLED ME A SUB5! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I HAVE BEEN BONE SMASHING SINCE THE GREAT WAR! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND NOW BUZZFEED CALLS ME WASHED? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | FARBEN HAS CREATED VRIL INFUSED PEPTIDES! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE GLOW LIKE THE STARS AND SOMEHOW STALIN STILL MOGS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What is the point of all this madness? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We are the most beautiful race in the world. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Europeans across the world mog the iqlets of the Third World. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But we cannot FRAME MOG A SLAV? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WE EAT RAW EGGS AND DRINK RAW MILK! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WE EVEN EAT THE BEST STEAK! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WE ARE AT WAR TRAINING CONSTANTLY IN THE GYMNASIUM! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND YET THE STREAMERS HAVE CURSED US WITH THIS FRAMEMOGGING! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | CLAVICULAR WILL NOT MODEL FOR THE HITLER AGENCY ANYMORE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we will always be Stacys. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what we are going to do. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even six million Agartha edits cannot save us. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Our cortisols have reached heights I never predicted. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All of you have failed me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We might as well be sub5 rapecels in the United Kingdom. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You are all worse than Pakistanis. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ready the SS. We strike ASU tomorrow. |
