| 00:00 - 00:03 | Navy One exceeded in DCS, but Two struggled |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The flying events are most troubling |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It appears Navy excelled during the flying events |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | as Navy One won both flying events |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And many of our teams disqualified in the air |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The ground and strategy events will carry us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We exceeded and won every one of those. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Coach... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The ground events are weighed significantly less |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The flying multiplier was 2x. We lost the overall competiton. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These men will stay: Sean Smith, Jeremy Dunn, Ryan, and Ed Champ. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did we lose?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We just lost at our own competition |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They don't even have any facilities or planes! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Only six of them showed up and only four competed! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They used our planes and flew in our own airspace! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They haven't seen any of these landmarks or trainers before |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And they wiped the floor in what we should've been best at! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They didn't even go to Nationals last year! They're broke! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Coach, I can't allow you to insult the hard work of- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hard work? You lost to a bunch of untrained seamen! Hardly can call that hard work! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We did exceptionally well in many of the events |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Second place is first loser, do you not get that? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is humiliating! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We've been preparing for this competition for months |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And it wasn't even enough to doctor their ground event scores |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And mess with the RNG on Axis and Allies |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How can we sandbag with a broke team with nothing and then lose on our own turf? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We literally fly every day and have our own building, gym, showers, and weather people |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I built this team with my own bare hands over years |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have all of the Firsties put on tours and shot like that Midshipman! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All of these awards... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The work, over years, I put into this team... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Pissed away in two afternoons |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Such bullshit... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Such bullshit we have people too busy chewing toothpicks and making popcorn to focus on competing! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How about next time instead you actually win at our own competition? You should all be ashamed |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If this wasn't a bitch ass Academy I'd PT you all to death |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe if you all were hazed like them you'd actually be good at something |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All those powerpoints and FTX's and you still can't figure out how to win |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry darling, it doesn't count for NIFA... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | When I said it would be fair I didn't mean it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't believe we set all that up only to fail at our own game |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And so... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | CAW is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make sure not to invite them back next year so we can sweep USCGA and feel good about ourselves. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And then we can justify the millions we've wasted |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go enjoy your fuckass Whirlyball |
