Hitler Reacts to the New York Mets Woes, April 2026
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4/30/2026Hitler Reacts to the New York Mets Woes, April 2026. Breakdown the worst April.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The on base percentages are abysmal |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we're filled with guys |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | who can't get clutch hits |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | especially among guys Stearns brought in |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | plus even Alvarez |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Soto returning from IL |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will get the offense going |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Soto |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Soto returned days ago |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the offense still sucks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stearns, Mendoza, and your staff. Don't go anywhere. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's a $380M team! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 2nd highest in the NL! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The fucking nationals are better than us |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Are you fucking kidding! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Soto's hitting .345! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | while everyone else hits below .240! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There's no guts and hits with RISP! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They had one game where they broke out! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Baty and Vientos are |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bat and Vientos are fucking AAA caliber players! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I think if we give them more time |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The whole fucking team sucks! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The pitching does too! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You corporate goons |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | thought you could solve it all |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with your analytics and WAR stats |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Plus you know we always have big injuries |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | which the analytics never accounts for |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and then we have to listen to Mendoza |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | at press conferences, it's like getting tortured by Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've given everything as a fan |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Cohen's distracted with his casino and hedge fund |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We all thought he'd come in |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and magically fix it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How could we be so stupid! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | When have hedge fund guys been able to run a baseball team? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We watched that show Billions |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and got carried away. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now Lindor's hurt too! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Relax, at least stadium traffic aint' bad |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't take this stress. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They do it to us every year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Every year... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | another embrassement... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but if you think I'm buying multi game packages to watch this shit |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ownership can get fucked. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I've got better things to do. |